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    Default Can we get a joke forum?

    Just a thought/suggestion.*

    Until then, Why you never Question a Drunk:

    I was shopping at the local supermarket the other day where I selected:
    A half-gallon of 2% milk
    A carton of eggs
    A quart of orange juice
    A head of lettuce
    A 2 lb. can of coffee
    A 1 lb. package of bacon

    As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
    drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of
    the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the
    drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'
    I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the
    derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six
    items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my
    selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
    Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: 'Well, you know what,
    you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that? '

    The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'

    ;D

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    Default Re: Can we get a joke forum?

    lol thats a good one

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    Default Re: Can we get a joke forum?

    Done!

    It's a child board of Off Topic.
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    This is not a joke-- it is the most serious risk to your health since the 1918 flu epidemic.


    Gonorrhea Lectim
    The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
    virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is
    contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is
    called Gonorrhea Lectim..And pronounced "gonna re-elect ‘em."
    Many victims contracted it in 2008, after having been screwed for the
    past two years. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how
    destructive this disease has become since it is easily cured....by voting
    out all incumbents!
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