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    A wise man once said :

    1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

    2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks--- Priceless.
    3. Breaking news : Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore . A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
    4. Arguing over a girls bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg and Budweiser. Men may state their preferences ,but will grab whatever is available.
    5. I haven't verified this this but it sounds legit.......A recent study found that woman that carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.

    On average, an American man under 75 will have sex two to three times a week, whereas a Japanese man the same age will have sex only once or twice a year. This is very upsetting news to most of my friends, as they had no idea they were Japanese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moesride View Post
    A wise man once said :

    1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes and motorcycle parts, but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

    2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks--- Priceless.
    3. Breaking news : Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore . A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
    4. Arguing over a girls bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg and Budweiser. Men may state their preferences ,but will grab whatever is available.
    5. I haven't verified this this but it sounds legit.......A recent study found that woman that carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.

    On average, an American man under 75 will have sex two to three times a week, whereas a Japanese man the same age will have sex only once or twice a year. This is very upsetting news to most of my friends, as they had no idea they were Japanese.
    I fixed for ya Moe!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bagger Dave View Post
    I fixed for ya Moe!
    Fuckin Dave !!....

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    ^^My $0.02 not yours^^
    -Chris
    aka Gas Man

    "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?"
    "Custom don't bolt on!"

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    Good Ones Moe!

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