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    Default Not as tough as I thought

    So last Wed morning I get out of the shower yada yada blow my nose and moments later have a nose bleed...3 hours later it ain't stopping and I'm like wtf. Off to urgent care I go, they shove what amounts to be a tampon up my beak and tell me to sit tight..that didn't work. They tell me the ER is in my near future so it's off to HF hosp. They take me right away and shove another feminine hygine product up my nostril, again this won't stop it so the Doctor tells me we'll have to do a chemical cauterization. Now this slows it down but it's still bleeding and I've swallowed more blood then a parched Dracula. Fast forward about 3 hours....."Ok I didn't want to do this but..." Do what? I say. She wheels in a table and tells me she's going to insert a gause ballon in my nasal cavity, now this sucker is about 6 inches long with a valve attached and she proceeds to implant this torture device inside my head.
    Now I like to think I have a pretty high tolerance to pain but HOLY SHIT MAN..... and then added 7 CCs of air to it....mommy. I wouldn't wish this on Obama. Seriously I've never had anything hurt that much. Had that sucker in for 2 days and since I'm allergic to codine, tylonel was my only relief, which was not any.
    I'll be fine but what a PITA, I was bored and thought I'd rant, that's all.

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    Dude, glad you're OK. WTF was the cause, blood pressure? What did they tell you, it 'just happened'?

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    Oh yeah, ruptured blood vessel.

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    Damn...hope your feeling better Bill

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    Thanks guys, yeah I'll be ok. After Dr Amanda Toole (hot btw) removed that mid evil device from my melon she told me I'd be in pain for a few days from the trauma to my nasal cavity (no shit), then she numbed me with some doctor cocaine, shoved two more gauze balls in my nose, so now I'm a mouth breather....and I'm not even from downriver.

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    Oh man that sounds horrible, Glad ur doin better tho.!

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    So whens your colonoscopy? Might as well get probed at both ends at the same time

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    Its only a flesh wound!

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    Quote Originally Posted by junkyardjon View Post
    So whens your colonoscopy? Might as well get probed at both ends at the same time
    It's gonna happen soon god damnit, but atleast they knock your ass out for that.

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    My co-worker had that... he sneezed and pop.

    They ended up doing the cauterizing thing. He had the same exact experience.

    Sorry to hear it Bill... get well.
    ^^My $0.02 not yours^^
    -Chris
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