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    Two Fleas onVacation

    Two fleas fromDetroit had an agreement tomeetevery winter in Miami for a vacation.
    Last year when one flea gets to Miami , he's all blue, shivering and shaking, damn near frozen to death!

    The other flea asks him, "What the hell happened to you?"
    The first flea says, "I rode down here from Mount Clemens in the mustache of a guy on a Kawasaki."

    The other flea tells him, "That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do: Go to the Metroairport bar. Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. It's the bestway to travel that I can think of..."

    The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next winter. A year goes by, and when the first flea shows up in Miami he is all blue,

    and shivering andshaking again. Damn near frozen to death!

    The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"

    Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said: I went to the Metro airport bar. I had a few drinks.
    Finally, this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to a warm cozyspot. It was so nice
    and warm that I fell asleep immediately."

    "Well then, what happened ?" the first flea asked.

    "When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of the guy on the Kawasaki!
    My current and previous rides.
    1984 Honda Ascot 500 rode for 3 months
    2001 Honda Shadow 750 7 years and 60,000 miles
    2007 Suzuki M109R 18 months and 17,000 miles
    2008 Kawasaki Concours 6 years and 70,000 miles
    2008 Yamaha Raider purchased March 10,2015

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    I see how you personalized it!!!! ha ha!
    A bike on the road is worth two in the garage.

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    And he just revealed that he cheated on his wife! HA HA HA!

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    It was originally a Harley joke but I couldn't bring myself to post that.
    Mike, it was an airport girl. You can't get caught that way right? Just don't tell her your name. I always say my name is Mike Fredrick just in case a baby shows up later.
    My current and previous rides.
    1984 Honda Ascot 500 rode for 3 months
    2001 Honda Shadow 750 7 years and 60,000 miles
    2007 Suzuki M109R 18 months and 17,000 miles
    2008 Kawasaki Concours 6 years and 70,000 miles
    2008 Yamaha Raider purchased March 10,2015

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    Good luck proving THAT one!!!! better pick another name!
    A bike on the road is worth two in the garage.

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    3 letters: D,N,A.

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    Hey, I'm only gonna see them one time. I don't even have to look like him. If they can't find me DNA is worthless.
    My current and previous rides.
    1984 Honda Ascot 500 rode for 3 months
    2001 Honda Shadow 750 7 years and 60,000 miles
    2007 Suzuki M109R 18 months and 17,000 miles
    2008 Kawasaki Concours 6 years and 70,000 miles
    2008 Yamaha Raider purchased March 10,2015

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    Your DNA IS worthless!!!!! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Sorry, you set yourself up for that one bro! Great joke though. I did get to thinking about it, and at the speeds you traditionally ride, no flea would EVER be able to hang on for very long. Wouldn't even make it out of Mt Clemens, and the poor flea would be flat on his back in a pothole. And btw, I'm fixed.
    Last edited by B-Kinger; 05-09-2009 at 11:43 AM.

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    That was really funny...haha... love it.
    Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy Sh*t... WHAT A RIDE!"


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    ouch that hurt.

    Here is a nice poem,

    THE BIKER

    I saw you, hug your purse closer to you in the grocery store line.
    But, you didn't see me, put an extra $10.00 in the collection plate
    last Sunday.

    saw you, pull your child closer when we passed each other on the
    sidewalk.
    But, you didn't see me, playing Santa at the local mall.

    I saw you, change your mind about going into the restaurant.
    But, you didn't see me, attending a meeting to raise more money for
    the hurricane relief.

    I saw you, roll up your window and shake your head when I rode by.
    But, you didn't see me, riding behind you when you flicked your
    cigarette butt out the car window.

    I saw you, frown at me when I smiled at your children.
    But, you didn't see me, when I took time off from work to run toys to
    the homeless.

    I saw you, stare at my long hair.
    But, you didn't see me, and my friends cut ten inches off for Locks of
    Love.

    I saw you, roll your eyes at our leather jackets and gloves.
    But, you didn't see me, and my brothers donate our old ones to those
    that had none.

    I saw you, look in fright at my tattoos.
    But, you didn't see me, cry as my children were born and have their
    name written over and in my heart.

    I saw you, change lanes while rushing off to go somewhere.
    But, you didn't see me, going home to be with my family.

    I saw you, complain about how loud and noisy our bikes can be.
    But, you didn't see me, when you were changing the CD and drifted into
    my lane.

    I saw you, yelling at your kids in the car.
    But, you didn't see me, pat my child's hands, knowing he was safe
    behind me.

    I saw you, reading the newspaper or map as you drove down the road.
    But, you didn't see me, squeeze my wife's leg when she told me to take
    the next turn.

    I saw you, race down the road in the rain.
    But, you didn't see me, get soaked to the skin so my son could have
    the car to go on his date.

    I saw you, run the yellow light just to save a few minutes of time.
    But, you didn't see me, trying to turn right.

    I saw you, cut me off because you needed to be in the lane I was in.
    But, you didn't see me, leave the road.

    I saw you, waiting impatiently for my friends to pass.
    But, you didn't see me. I wasn't there.

    I saw you, go home to your family.
    But, you didn't see me.

    Because, I died that day you cut me off.

    I was just a biker. A person with friends and a family.
    But, you didn't see me.






    EVEN IF YOU DON'T LIKE US, RESPECT OUR RIGHTS TO RIDE WHAT WE CHOOSE
    AND TAKE A FEW EXTRA SECONDS TO BE SURE WE'RE NOT IN 'YOUR' WAY – LIVE
    TO RIDE . . . . RIDE TO LIVE
    My current and previous rides.
    1984 Honda Ascot 500 rode for 3 months
    2001 Honda Shadow 750 7 years and 60,000 miles
    2007 Suzuki M109R 18 months and 17,000 miles
    2008 Kawasaki Concours 6 years and 70,000 miles
    2008 Yamaha Raider purchased March 10,2015

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