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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Dundee Mi

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    The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. ' Hello ? '

    'Is your daddy home?' he asked.

    ' Yes ,' whispered the small voice.
    May I talk with him?'

    The child whispered, ' No .'

    Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?' ' Yes .'

    'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, ' No .'

    Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?'

    ' Yes ,' whispered the child, ' a policeman '.

    Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'

    ' No, he's busy ', whispered the child.

    'Busy doing what?'

    ' Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ,' came the whispered answer.

    Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'

    ' A helicopter ' answered the whispering voice.

    'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
    Again, whispering, the child answered, ' The search team just landed a helicopter .'

    Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?'

    Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... ' ME .'

  2. #2
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    Jul 2008
    Novi, MI

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    and that will be my child... I know it...

    It will be payback for the crap I put my parents thru.
    Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy Sh*t... WHAT A RIDE!"

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    Sep 2008

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    AH HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

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