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    Default Ever have one of THESE days?

    You're in the middle of a long line at the grocery store when you suddenly realize that you REALLY need to fart. You can barely hold the damn thing in. The music there is surprisingly pretty loud, so thinking you can get away with it you carefully time your farts in short bursts right with the beat of the song. After a long series of perfectly timed toots, you commend yourself for such a clever and stealthy solution, and feeling much better you smile as you're also on deck at the register. As the cashier and several other customers are staring you down amongst laughing children, it's then that you realize that you're listening to your ipod. One of life's precious moments? Maybe so, but I'm never going to that store again. ;D

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    Default Re: Ever have one of THESE days?

    ^^My $0.02 not yours^^
    -Chris
    aka Gas Man

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    Default Re: Ever have one of THESE days?

    I've had worse... ...but not THIS bad...
    Last edited by B-Kinger; 05-09-2009 at 10:56 AM.

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    Not as bad as this guy....
    Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy Sh*t... WHAT A RIDE!"


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    Okay, he won. He really likes joggin and sh**. ;D

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    Default Re: Ever have one of THESE days?

    Quote Originally Posted by B-Kinger
    Okay, he won. He really likes joggin and sh**. ;D

    Ok, that line made me crack up for a couple of minutes pretty hard... good play on words.
    Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy Sh*t... WHAT A RIDE!"


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