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    Default 09 Lions schedule

    2009 DETROIT LIONS FOOTBALL SCHEDULE
    September
    * * * * 13................Taft Junior High School
    * * * * 20................Cub Scout Troop #101
    * * * * 27................Detroit Blind Academy
    October
    * * * * 04.................Spanish American War Vets
    * * * * 11................ Crippled Children's Home
    * * * * 18................. Eloise Mental Hospital
    * * * * 25................ Girl Scout Troop # 353
    November
    * * * * 01..................The Michigan Venereal Disease Clinic Patients
    * * * * 08................. Fraser Boys Choir
    * * * * 15................. Korean War Amputees and Spouses
    * * * * 22................. National Hospital Pastoral Ministers
    * * * * 29................. Great Lakes Synchronized Swimming Team
    MONDAY NIGHT December 07..................Grand Rapids Triangle Boys Club, say Ö
    RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR **
    * * * * 1 - When playing polio patients, the Lions must not disconnect knee braces.
    * * * * 2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Lions must not hide the football under their jerseys.

    ** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR **
    * * * * 1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line.) For all you Lions fans that have never seen this) it is still worth 6 points.
    * * * * 2 - The Lions will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times.
    * * * * 3 - The Lions will be allowed to substitute with band members at anytime.
    * * * * 4 - The Lions will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team.
    * * * * 5 - The Lions will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.

    ** NAME CHANGE **

    The Detroit Lions will now be known as the "Detroit Tampons" since they are only good for one period and have no second string. (Canít wait to see the new logo/helmet)
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    Default Re: 09 Lions schedule

    LOVE it, HA HA HA!!!!

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    Default Re: 09 Lions schedule

    i'll cover any bets but they are gonna get blown out by troop #353
    william

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    Default Re: 09 Lions schedule

    This is good, we'll be able to use this year's high picks on O line and the defense, and next year's number one on Colt McCoy.

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    Default Re: 09 Lions schedule

    The new name line made me spit out my drink.
    Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy Sh*t... WHAT A RIDE!"


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