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    Default Bikers Are the Good Guys

    A group of bikers was riding into Key West when they saw a girl about to jump off the Cow Key Channel bridge, so they stopped.

    The leader, a big burly man, got off his bike and said, "What are you doing?"

    "I'm going to commit suicide," she said.

    While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss a golden opportunity so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So she did and it was a long, deep lingering kiss. After she finished, the biker said, "Wow! That was the best kiss Ive ever had. That's a real talent youre wasting. Why are you, such a beautiful young thing with such a passion for romance, even thinking of committing suicide?"



    "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

    The biker tossed him off the bridge!
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    -Chris
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    "Custom don't bolt on!"

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    Nice, lol
    ~Rich
    ~'08 B-King

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    Always look for an adam's apple, or do what Dundee did in the 2nd Crocodile Dundee movie, lol
    "Too smart for the low brows, too crude for the highbrows."
    "Malo periculosum libertatem quam quietum servitium."
    "I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery."

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    I hear in Thailand this is REAL hard to tell the difference...
    ^^My $0.02 not yours^^
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    "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gas Man View Post
    I hear in Thailand this is REAL hard to tell the difference...
    Planning any trips?
    I prefer peace. But if trouble must come, let it come in my time, so that my children can live in peace.
    Thomas Payne


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    Yeah I thought we were going together?
    ^^My $0.02 not yours^^
    -Chris
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    "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?"
    "Custom don't bolt on!"

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    That does it. How do I bring smilies into this forum?

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    Click on the smilie square or go advanced and use those or click on more from there....
    ^^My $0.02 not yours^^
    -Chris
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    OK, the advanced and "more" ....plenty!

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    Yuuuuppppp

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