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  1. #1
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    Nov 2008

    Default My joke

    All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who
    was the one in charge.

    'I should be in charge,' said the brain , 'Because I run all the body's
    systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

    'I should be in charge,' said the blood , 'Because I circulate oxygen
    all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

    'I should be in charge,' said the stomach ,' Because I process food and
    give all of you energy.'

    'I should be in charge,' said the legs, 'because I carry the body
    wherever it needs to go.'

    'I should be in charge,' said the eyes, 'Because I allow the body to see
    where it goes.'

    'I should be in charge,' said the rectum, 'Because I'm responsible for
    waste removal..'

    All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a
    huff, he shut down tight.

    Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was
    bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was
    toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.

    The Moral of the story?* Even though the others do all the work,,,

    The asshole is usually in charge.
    Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death...

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  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Novi, MI

    Default Re: My joke

    Yup... very true...
    Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy Sh*t... WHAT A RIDE!"

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    Join Date
    Aug 2008

    Default Re: My joke

    ;D ;D
    Bettyboop 79 gl1000

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