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Thread: Do you have a dog?

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Novi, MI

    Default Do you have a dog?

    Copied from a Facebook post:

    I was at Walmart buying a bag of Purina dog chow
    in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked
    if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow,
    RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have
    a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I
    probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital
    last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened
    in intensive care, with tubes coming out of most of my
    orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially
    a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina
    Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
    The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was
    going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically
    everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified,
    she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
    poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's
    butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to
    have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what
    you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in
    the world to think of crazy things to say...

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Brownstown, MI


    ^^My $0.02 not yours^^
    aka Gas Man

    "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?"
    "Custom don't bolt on!"

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Sep 2009


    I love it because thats the kind of stuff I do when people ask me stupid shit...GOD YOU JUST CAN"T FIX STUPID
    Formerly known as Rugby66x

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