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  1. #1
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    From a guy in Florida

    My neighbor is a "lefty" of sorts (Obama bumper stickers,
    gung-ho socialized medicine, "guns should be banned", etc.).

    So last week I put this sign up in my yard after one of his

    anti-gun rants at a neighborhood cocktail party. The sign

    wasn't up more than an hour before he called the police and

    wanted them to make me take down the sign.
    Fortunately, the officer politely informed him that it was not their
    job to take such action without a court order and that he had to

    file a complaint "downtown" first, which would be reviewed

    by the city attorney to see if it violated any city, county, or
    state ordinances, which if there was a violation a court order

    would be sent to the offending party (me) to "remove the

    sign in seven days".

    After several weeks he was informed that the sign was legal
    (by a quarter of an inch) and there was nothing the city could

    do, which obviously made him madder. I tried to smooth

    things over by inviting him to go shooting with me and my

    friends at the hunt club but that seemed to make him even

    more angry. I then asked him if he wanted to go to a Tea

    Party rally but again he declined my outreach efforts to bring

    about a better understanding between political and social
    opponents.

    I am at a loss how to reconcile our long relationship (notice
    I did not say friendship), any suggestions would be welcome.

    Anyway, that's life in our neck of the woods, how's about yours?



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    I'd put a picnic bench in the front yard so I had a place to clean my long guns on a sunny day.
    That’s just me though.......
    I prefer peace. But if trouble must come, let it come in my time, so that my children can live in peace.
    Thomas Payne


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    very funny..
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    Excellent!!
    At 50 mpg, who says going green can't be fun!!


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    Hell yea!
    ^^My $0.02 not yours^^
    -Chris
    aka Gas Man

    "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?"
    "Custom don't bolt on!"

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