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    Talking Chuck Norris sayings

    I love Chuck Norris sayings... from an email and no I'm not cleaning it... enjoy & share more.


    There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because
    nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
    >
    >Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter, He's already following you.
    >
    >Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
    >
    >If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a
    >warning
    >
    >Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell
    >him yet
    >
    >Chuck Norris was born on February 30th
    >
    >Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land
    >
    >Chuck Norris had a pet monkey. We know him as King Kong
    >
    >When Chuck Norris was asked if he believed that the world was going to end in
    >2012 he resonded: "Depends how I'm feeling that day."
    >
    >Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
    >
    >Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
    >
    >Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd - No one fools
    >with Chuck Norris
    >
    >The movie "Aliens vs Predators" was orginally supposed to be Aliens and
    >Predators vs Chuck Norris but that movie only lasted 8 seconds.
    >
    >Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
    >
    >When Chuck Norris looks at himself at a mirror, there is no reflection. There
    >can only be one Chuck Norris.
    >
    >Chuck Norris can speak Russian... in Chinese.
    >
    >Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired
    >
    >Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
    >
    >When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck
    >Norris.
    >
    >Some kids pee their name in snow. Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete.
    >
    >Chuck Norris was in all 6 Star Wars movies............... As The Force.
    >
    >Chuck Norris dosen't breath, he holds air hostage.
    >
    >The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming
    >
    >Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
    >
    >Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes
    >
    >Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
    >
    >Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish
    >enough to attack him.
    >
    >There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to
    >live
    >
    >Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and
    >agony ..................the rattle snake died
    >
    >
    >Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
    >
    >The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
    >
    >The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It
    >failed misserably
    >
    >Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of
    >the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
    >
    >
    >A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped
    >people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris
    >and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
    >
    >
    >Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they
    >attack.
    >
    >
    >Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
    >
    >The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been
    >there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
    >
    >The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck
    >Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
    >
    >
    >If you see Chuck Norris fighting a bear, don't help Chuck Norris, help the bear.

    Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups; he pushes the Earth down.

    ^^My $0.02 not yours^^
    -Chris
    aka Gas Man

    "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?"
    "Custom don't bolt on!"

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