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Thread: Old but still hilarious

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Apr 2010
    Vermontville, MI

    Default Old but still hilarious

    A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetary.

    A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one.

    Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash.

    Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.

    The man couldn't stand the curiosity.

    He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said "I'm so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Who's funeral is it?"

    "My wife's" replied the man with the dog.

    "I'm sorry, what happened to her?"

    "My dog attacked and killed her"

    The stranger inquired further "who is in the second hearse?"

    The man answered "my mother in law, she was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her too"

    A very poignant and touching moment, of brotherhood and silence, passed between the two men.

    "Can I borrow the dog?"

    "Get in line" he replied
    Don't ever let common sense get in the way of a good disaster

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    Dec 2009


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    Aug 2008
    Brownstown, MI


    That is a good one!
    ^^My $0.02 not yours^^
    aka Gas Man

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