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    Talking Twelve Important Things My Motorcycle Has Taught Me

    1. The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.

    2. Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul.

    3. I'd rather be riding my motorcycle and thinking about God, than sitting in church thinking about my bike.

    4. Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 75 mph.

    5. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs.

    6. Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think straight.

    7. A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.

    8. Young riders pick a destination and go; old riders pick a direction and go.

    9. When you're riding lead, don't spit.

    10. Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 75 mph can double your vocabulary.

    11. If you can't get it going with bungee cords and duct tape, it's serious.

    12. Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

    13. (Bonus) I've never seen a Harley parked in front of a psychiatrist's office.
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    Hell Yeah!!

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    There ya go!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gas Man View Post

    4. Life may begin at 40, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 120 mph.
    Fixed it for ya.

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    Nice.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gas Man View Post
    13. (Bonus) I've never seen a Harley parked in front of a psychiatrist's office.
    Of all the T-shirts I own, this one with this phrase on it holds the most truth. I actually refer to my bike as my "two wheeled shrink". God I'm ready for spring!
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    1 thing it has taught chris is always check the gas tank for fuel before tearing the bike apart and/or before gridding up for a session..
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    troof
    ^^My $0.02 not yours^^
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    number 3 is my favorite plus you can replace god, and church with about anything and it still works.
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