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02-11-2016, 06:23 PM
So a couple guys approach their neighbor Hey buddy want to buy a horse?I dont know he replies how much? $500 they answered.Well he says lets go have a look at her.They entered the barn looked at the horse and the neighbor says in surprize! "Its Dead" Yew but we only want $500.
Noway he says and walks out!Couple weeks later he runs into those guys again.Hey ever sell that horse he says smirking.Yea they replied we raffled it off and got $2000!
What for a dead horse didnt anybody get upset?Yea they replied but we gave the winner his money back and its all good now.But didnt anybody call the cops he said.
They answered yea the feds showed up and asked us if we wanted to work for medicare!

Gas Man
02-11-2016, 09:02 PM

Bagger Dave
02-12-2016, 11:25 AM