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Moesride
04-20-2015, 11:04 AM
A wise man once said :

1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks--- Priceless.
3. Breaking news : Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore . A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
4. Arguing over a girls bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg and Budweiser. Men may state their preferences ,but will grab whatever is available.
5. I haven't verified this this but it sounds legit.......A recent study found that woman that carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.

On average, an American man under 75 will have sex two to three times a week, whereas a Japanese man the same age will have sex only once or twice a year. This is very upsetting news to most of my friends, as they had no idea they were Japanese.

Bagger Dave
04-20-2015, 11:21 AM
A wise man once said :

1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes and motorcycle parts, but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.

2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks--- Priceless.
3. Breaking news : Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore . A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
4. Arguing over a girls bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg and Budweiser. Men may state their preferences ,but will grab whatever is available.
5. I haven't verified this this but it sounds legit.......A recent study found that woman that carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.

On average, an American man under 75 will have sex two to three times a week, whereas a Japanese man the same age will have sex only once or twice a year. This is very upsetting news to most of my friends, as they had no idea they were Japanese.

I fixed for ya Moe! :lmao:

Moesride
04-20-2015, 11:25 AM
I fixed for ya Moe! :lmao:

Fuckin Dave !!....:lmao:

Gas Man
04-20-2015, 03:14 PM
:lmao: :rofl:

leebo
04-20-2015, 09:19 PM
Good Ones Moe!