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Thruxtonbill
01-13-2014, 03:08 PM
So last Wed morning I get out of the shower yada yada blow my nose and moments later have a nose bleed...3 hours later it ain't stopping and I'm like wtf. Off to urgent care I go, they shove what amounts to be a tampon up my beak and tell me to sit tight..that didn't work. They tell me the ER is in my near future so it's off to HF hosp. They take me right away and shove another feminine hygine product up my nostril, again this won't stop it so the Doctor tells me we'll have to do a chemical cauterization. Now this slows it down but it's still bleeding and I've swallowed more blood then a parched Dracula. Fast forward about 3 hours....."Ok I didn't want to do this but..." Do what? I say. She wheels in a table and tells me she's going to insert a gause ballon in my nasal cavity, now this sucker is about 6 inches long with a valve attached and she proceeds to implant this torture device inside my head.
Now I like to think I have a pretty high tolerance to pain but HOLY SHIT MAN..... and then added 7 CCs of air to it....mommy. I wouldn't wish this on Obama. Seriously I've never had anything hurt that much. Had that sucker in for 2 days and since I'm allergic to codine, tylonel was my only relief, which was not any.
I'll be fine but what a PITA, I was bored and thought I'd rant, that's all.

meinschaft
01-13-2014, 03:13 PM
Dude, glad you're OK. WTF was the cause, blood pressure? What did they tell you, it 'just happened'?

Thruxtonbill
01-13-2014, 03:17 PM
Oh yeah, ruptured blood vessel.

Bagger Dave
01-13-2014, 03:23 PM
Damn...hope your feeling better Bill

Thruxtonbill
01-13-2014, 03:35 PM
Thanks guys, yeah I'll be ok. After Dr Amanda Toole (hot btw) removed that mid evil device from my melon she told me I'd be in pain for a few days from the trauma to my nasal cavity (no shit), then she numbed me with some doctor cocaine, shoved two more gauze balls in my nose, so now I'm a mouth breather....and I'm not even from downriver.:lmao:

leebo
01-13-2014, 04:18 PM
Oh man that sounds horrible, Glad ur doin better tho.!

junkyardjon
01-13-2014, 07:56 PM
So whens your colonoscopy? Might as well get probed at both ends at the same time

Kosher
01-13-2014, 08:03 PM
Its only a flesh wound!

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18f8mehqcnnc9jpg/original.jpg

Thruxtonbill
01-13-2014, 08:06 PM
So whens your colonoscopy? Might as well get probed at both ends at the same time

It's gonna happen soon god damnit, but atleast they knock your ass out for that.

Gas Man
01-13-2014, 08:40 PM
My co-worker had that... he sneezed and pop.

They ended up doing the cauterizing thing. He had the same exact experience.

Sorry to hear it Bill... get well.

Moesride
01-13-2014, 08:51 PM
Damn Bill.....hurts my ears just hearing this. Get better.

Fastfem24
01-13-2014, 10:30 PM
Damn colon... i hate that shit.. thanks to family line i hhave to get that now wtf. Anyway.. dont be a stranger at tbe shop Bill!

Fastfem24
01-13-2014, 10:32 PM
At least my D vorce is final.. i just wanna ride... not fair.. couple months at best. Your face will be healed

Ultra AL
01-13-2014, 10:37 PM
Ouch Bill. That is crazy!

If it makes you feel any better, I am getting a colonoscopy on Wednesday. Whoo Hoo. Good times. Let em roll.

Fastfem24
01-13-2014, 10:51 PM
We could rent a bus and put 2 Weel Colan on tje side and go as a group lol

Ultra AL
01-13-2014, 10:52 PM
We could rent a bus and put 2 Weel Colan on tje side and go as a group lol

Now that sounds like fun! C'mon everyone, get on the Colon Express with me and Jess!

Kosher
01-14-2014, 05:28 AM
Now that sounds like fun! C'mon everyone, get on the Colon Express with me and Jess!

I've had 4 of the damn things, piece of cake!

junkyardjon
01-14-2014, 09:23 AM
Already done it

Mudpuppy
01-15-2014, 11:05 AM
Fuck dude that sucks. I have broken my nose several times and I get random nose bleeds but nothing this drastic. It has actually gotten better throughout the years. After shoving multiple tissues and trying different things the thing that now works for me is just to blow my nose until all the blood is gone.

Ultra AL
01-16-2014, 10:31 AM
Colon is clear, no polyps, no cancer. So you jokers will have to deal with me for a few more years anyway!

:lol:

Gas Man
01-16-2014, 02:41 PM
Awesome... glad the doc didn't turn you away when you showed him your best side! :lol:

Tin Man
01-16-2014, 04:34 PM
Hey, I'm still waiting for the pics of Hot Doc Amanda.

Klimoman
01-16-2014, 04:39 PM
Colon is clear, no polyps, no cancer. So you jokers will have to deal with me for a few more years anyway!

:lol:

That's good to hear Al, but why did you ask for the doctor with the largest fingers when scheduling this exam?!?!

Bagger Dave
01-17-2014, 11:39 AM
That's good to hear Al, but why did you ask for the doctor with the largest fingers when scheduling this exam?!?!:lmao:

Ultra AL
01-17-2014, 01:22 PM
That's good to hear Al, but why did you ask for the doctor with the largest fingers when scheduling this exam?!?!

Cause they said he had the softest touch...

Thruxtonbill
01-17-2014, 03:33 PM
Hey, I'm still waiting for the pics of Hot Doc Amanda.

No pics, I felt creepy enough catching wood yesterday when she used the high tech bugger sucker on me. Honestly she is sexy and has a PHD from Harvard and Yale and those librarian glasses..white lab coat and high heels makes her extra dreamy.

Caveman
01-17-2014, 06:43 PM
dude that sounds like it sucked the big one. sorry bout your luck

Gas Man
01-17-2014, 11:23 PM
No pics, I felt creepy enough catching wood yesterday when she used the high tech bugger sucker on me. Honestly she is sexy and has a PHD from Harvard and Yale and those librarian glasses..white lab coat and high heels makes her extra dreamy.

:nopicsbs: