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B-Kinger
05-08-2009, 07:03 AM
He spent the first day packing his belongings into boxes, crates and
suitcases.

On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things.

On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining
room table, put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of
shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring-water.

When he had finished, he went into each and every room and deposited a few
half-eaten shrimp shells dipped in caviar into the hollow of the curtain
rods.

He then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the wife returned with her
new boyfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.

Then slowly, the house began to smell.

They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out.

Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steam cleaned.

Air fresheners were hung everywhere.. Exterminators were brought in to set
off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days and in
the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting.
Nothing worked!!!

People stopped coming over to visit.
Repairmen refused to work in the house.
The maid quit..

Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move
out.
A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, they could
not find a buyer for their stinky house.

Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return
their calls.

Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase
a new place.

Then the ex-husband called the wife and asked how things were going.

She told him the saga of the rotting house. He listened politely and said
that he missed his old home terribly and would be willing to increase her
divorce settlement in exchange for getting the house.

Knowing her ex-husband had no idea how bad the smell was, she agreed on a
price that was still about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but
only if he were to sign the papers that very day.

He agreed and within the hour her lawyers delivered the paperwork.

A week later the woman and her boyfriend stood smiling as they watched the
moving company pack everything to take to their new home.........

And to spite the ex-husband, they even took the curtain rods.......

Berto
05-08-2009, 07:40 AM
Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

That is awesome!!!

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

B-Kinger
05-09-2009, 12:05 AM
Eh, it's an old one. :rolleyes:

Berto
05-09-2009, 10:25 AM
Eh, it's an old one. :rolleyes:

You want me to slap you... DON'T START THIS!!!

:cool:

B-Kinger
05-09-2009, 10:39 AM
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!! But THIS one IS an old one!