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Mad Dog
03-12-2013, 08:55 PM
Just read this. This should really piss you off!

http://communities.washingtontimes.com/neighborhood/american-humor-texas-grit/2013/mar/11/americans-forced-quarter-military-drone-mechanics-/#ixzz2NN0DBOxD

The Third Amendment:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution

Nobody
03-13-2013, 12:04 AM
It's either semi-well done satire, or right wing propaganda or little from column A little from colum B
The Administration explained how it crafted this new policy. “We polled graduating high school seniors before establishing our Drone Response Operational Protocol (DROP) program,” Holder continued, “No one really knew what the Third Amendment was, so we figured Americans would not make a fuss when we scrubbed it off the books, too.”

Surprised by the public backlash, the Department of Justice promised that under the Obama Administration, any portions of the U.S. Constitution that are shredded as a result of its progressive policies will be conscientiously recycled and used for toilet paper in domestic military bases and secret prisons.

Though if America keeps hacking at it's education (thanks conservatives, creationists, and dipshits mismanaging money.) this could easily end up being real. Though I do applaud Maryland State Senator J.B. Jennings for this nice bill (http://jbjennings.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/SB1058_Text.pdf) going after draconian 'zero tolerance' bullshit

Gas Man
03-13-2013, 03:55 AM
Under no certain terms is my house being opened to anybody I don't want. Period. End of story.

But then again I live in metro Detroit so this reason won't be needed.

Hawgrider
03-13-2013, 09:02 AM
Good luck with that! I dont think I'll be inviting anyone to stay for dinner. But I do have some hungry Hogs:fu2:

Mudpuppy
03-19-2013, 01:21 PM
this is scarey - they could mistake chris for a female householder without a husband present..

BuckHunter
03-19-2013, 01:24 PM
Good luck with that! I dont think I'll be inviting anyone to stay for dinner. But I do have some hungry Hogs:fu2:
Brink's is not a hog but he does have a huge tongue. Maybe that will keep them happy so they leave you alone.

WILEY
03-19-2013, 06:32 PM
read the whole article.

It explains at the end its what could happen. It is a humor piece.

junkyardjon
03-19-2013, 07:32 PM
read the whole article.

It explains at the end its what could happen. It is a humor piece.

exactly !!! people just love to see shit their way and make it into something it's not. then again, nobody own's any land.

Mad Dog
03-19-2013, 07:46 PM
We were just starting to have fun.......

junkyardjon
03-19-2013, 07:57 PM
ok then..... if they stayed at my house.... i'd walk around naked sporting some nice wood. i'd also look right at them as i beat off.

Mudpuppy
03-20-2013, 09:43 AM
and say "DON'T LOOK AT ME"