View Full Version : Wife for sale....Craigs List Ad

TopShelf Scott
01-13-2013, 07:02 PM
Seen this on CraigsList...

Here is a ad of a guy trying to sell his wife....As seen on craigslist.

For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model
Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a
failed effort at camouflaging them.

Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.

Needs front-end work--Headlights are too close to the ground, and fenders are too far apart.

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.


Gas Man
01-13-2013, 11:57 PM
:lmao: :rofl: