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Berto
01-23-2009, 01:45 PM
Be careful where you shop !!!!!!

A "heads up" for those of you guys who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "no" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen December 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also January 1st, 3rd, twice on the 5th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So be careful.

meinschaft
01-24-2009, 10:12 AM
Berto,

I just checked and my windshield really needs a good cleaning!!!

detdrbuzzard
01-24-2009, 10:27 AM
never mind the windshield but i am sure there is something i need from home depot ;D

bettyboop1w
02-07-2009, 03:52 PM
I'm just reading this. Berto you are sick if if took that many times to get you wallet stolen then something is wrong with you man but as long as the sex was good then keep on home depot. I need to go find some movement for women...no wallet maybe i need to get one. you guys go to home depot and call me. >:D

firerocker
02-07-2009, 04:38 PM
I dont carry a wallet......but, I might just buy one as a decoy.



I think I need to get some paint or something.



Which home depot was this again?

;)

B-Kinger
02-08-2009, 11:09 AM
OMG, I just happened to find a sectret stash of Monica's, and there's like 40 wallets in there! :o

Berto
02-08-2009, 01:20 PM
OMG, I just happened to find a sectret stash of Monica's, and there's like 40 wallets in there! :o


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

vortech302
02-11-2009, 05:24 PM
WTF I just left Home Depot. I guess the Taurus doesn't pull the women in like I thought

B-Kinger
02-11-2009, 07:37 PM
I drive a damn PT Cruiser, imagine the type of women you'd.....I don't even wanna think about it.

vortech302
02-11-2009, 10:25 PM
I drive a damn PT Cruiser, imagine the type of women you'd.....I don't even wanna think about it.

Good point, I'm not so sure they'd be women.

boomer
02-11-2009, 11:55 PM
lmao that was great, thanks for that.

detdrbuzzard
02-12-2009, 07:27 AM
i'm leaving work early today and stopping at home depot on the way home but don't worry i took my drivers license out of my wallet ;D

Berto
02-13-2009, 11:01 AM
I drive a damn PT Cruiser, imagine the type of women you'd.....I don't even wanna think about it.

Hey, I drive a Subaru Outback... not by choice... for some reason, the women in Ann Arbor seem to love it... and in Ferndale.

detdrbuzzard
02-13-2009, 09:36 PM
the gf is taking her son out for his 21st b-day so i'm heading to home depot after they leave

meinschaft
02-14-2009, 06:23 AM
Any luck? Inquiring minds want to know.

B-Kinger
02-14-2009, 10:24 AM
Boy, if Home Depot could market this idea, the do it yourself home improvement industry would explode! No pun. ;D

detdrbuzzard
02-14-2009, 04:47 PM
i'm home with a cold, headach and sore throat :'(

Twisted
02-14-2009, 06:32 PM
Maybe ya caught something from one of those Home Depot chickies? ;)

detdrbuzzard
02-15-2009, 01:03 AM
Maybe ya caught something from one of those Home Depot chickies? ;)
never made it there :D