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03-20-2012, 09:37 AM
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03-20-2012, 10:47 AM
Phew! That was painful to watch. Charter schools?

I hope they don't breed.

Mad Dog
03-20-2012, 11:33 AM
In my 54 years on this planet I have met one person that would understand that.
This person is a co-worker and that is exactly the reasoning process undertaken when
this person is presented with a problem. I think they need to meet!:lmao:

03-20-2012, 12:06 PM
"If I could offer one piece of advice to the planet, it would be this: Don't marry for looks alone, and I'll tell you why. In a few years, when Barbara's boobs start sagging, she can get plastic surgery, have them lifted, move the nipple wherever. You can actually go to a titty bar, pick out a set of titties and say, "I want those titties on that woman." If her belly gets too big, she can get a tummy tuck and have a belly like a cheerleader. If her vision goes bad, you can have LASIK surgery and have 20/20 vision. If her hearing goes bad, they can install a device in her ear that will give you hearing as clear as it was the day you were born. But let me tell you something, folks: You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take; there's not a class you can go to. Stupid is forever. " -ron white

Gas Man
03-20-2012, 02:14 PM
Wow. Wow.

I have known a few girls like that.

03-20-2012, 02:52 PM
Ron white is god

03-20-2012, 06:07 PM
:boobs: :lmao: :lmao:

03-23-2012, 10:40 PM

03-23-2012, 10:46 PM
Could you tell me the phone number to 911 and which month has 28 days while you're at that....

Gas Man
03-24-2012, 12:34 PM
That is 1-800-8-788743

And August