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Gas Man
02-11-2012, 09:57 PM
A group of bikers was riding into Key West when they saw a girl about to jump off the Cow Key Channel bridge, so they stopped.

The leader, a big burly man, got off his bike and said, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she said.

While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss a golden opportunity so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" So she did and it was a long, deep lingering kiss. After she finished, the biker said, "Wow! That was the best kiss Iíve ever had. That's a real talent youíre wasting. Why are you, such a beautiful young thing with such a passion for romance, even thinking of committing suicide?"



"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

The biker tossed him off the bridge!

fatmanracing
02-11-2012, 10:11 PM
Nice, lol

Nobody
02-12-2012, 06:42 PM
Always look for an adam's apple, or do what Dundee did in the 2nd Crocodile Dundee movie, lol

Gas Man
02-12-2012, 07:29 PM
I hear in Thailand this is REAL hard to tell the difference...

Mad Dog
02-12-2012, 07:52 PM
I hear in Thailand this is REAL hard to tell the difference...

Planning any trips?michael jackson

Gas Man
02-12-2012, 08:43 PM
Yeah I thought we were going together?

sprink
02-12-2012, 09:05 PM
That does it. How do I bring smilies into this forum?

Gas Man
02-12-2012, 09:32 PM
Click on the smilie square or go advanced and use those or click on more from there....

sprink
02-12-2012, 10:21 PM
OK, the advanced and "more" ....plenty!

Gas Man
02-13-2012, 01:23 PM
Yuuuuppppp