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Remo
12-02-2011, 11:47 PM
http://redlinesuperbike.com/forums/images/smilies/Generic/slow.gif Copied from a Facebook post:


I was at Walmart buying a bag of Purina dog chow
in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked
if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow,
RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have
a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I
probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital
last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened
in intensive care, with tubes coming out of most of my
orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially
a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina
Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.
The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was
going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically
everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified,
she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food
poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's
butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to
have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what
you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in
the world to think of crazy things to say...

Gas Man
12-03-2011, 12:42 AM
:lol: :rofl:

RedneckMedic
12-06-2011, 09:32 PM
I love it because thats the kind of stuff I do when people ask me stupid shit...GOD YOU JUST CAN"T FIX STUPID