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Remo
10-31-2011, 04:22 PM
Slacking off from doing my homework this afternoon and found this: :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjFYRVTN_xU&feature=related

"McRib'd for her pleasure" :lmao: LMAO

On a more serious note, is the McRib good or is it as nasty as it looks? I am thinking about giving one a try this sometime this week.

meinschaft
10-31-2011, 05:55 PM
MMMMMMM! Meat glue!!!!!!!


The popular McDonald's sandwich is back. Find out what's inside — if you dare.

McDonalds' McRib and its cult-like following are back. Thank goodness the "disconcerting" sandwich is only returning for a limited time only, says Meredith Melnick at TIME (http://us.lrd.yahoo.com/SIG=13621dvqj/EXP=1321303958/**http%3A//healthland.time.com/2011/10/27/why-lovin-the-mcrib-isnt-a-heart-smart-idea/). Because if you knew about all the unpronounceable ingredients packed into the McRib, you might think twice about wolfing down the sauce-drenched pork concoction. Think you can stomach what's inside? Read on:
How many ingredients are there?

At face value, the sandwich contains just pork, onions, and pickle slices slathered in barbecue sauce and laid out on a bun. But the truth is, there are roughly 70 ingredients. The bun alone contains 34, says TIME's Melnick (http://us.lrd.yahoo.com/SIG=13621dvqj/EXP=1321303958/**http%3A//healthland.time.com/2011/10/27/why-lovin-the-mcrib-isnt-a-heart-smart-idea/). In addition to chemicals like ammonium sulfate and polysorbate 80, the most egregious may be azodicarbonamide — "a flour-bleaching agent most commonly used in the manufactur of foamed plastics like gym mats the and soles of shoes." According to McDonald's own ingredient list (http://us.lrd.yahoo.com/SIG=12jkdsgrj/EXP=1321303958/**http%3A//nutrition.mcdonalds.com/getnutrition/ingredientslist.pdf), the bun also includes calcium sulfate and ethoxylated mono- and diglycerides, among other chemicals.

Ooof. What's the meat made of?

Pig innards and plenty of salt. Typically, "restructured meat product" includes pig bits like tripe, heart, and scalded stomach, says Whet Moser at [I]Chicago Magazine (http://us.lrd.yahoo.com/SIG=14kv5lss5/EXP=1321303958/**http%3A//www.chicagomag.com/Chicago-Magazine/The-312/October-2011/The-Invention-of-the-McRib-and-Why-It-Disappears-from-McDonalds/), citing a 1995 article by Robert Mandigo, a professor at the University of Nebraska. These parts are cooked and blended with salt and water to extract salt-soluble proteins, which act as a "glue" that helps bind the reshaped meat together.
Is it really that bad for you?

Well, it's certainly not good for you. Though "slightly trimmer than the Big Mac," which contains 540 calories and 29 grams of fat, says Christina Rexrode at USA Today (http://us.lrd.yahoo.com/SIG=13mt13nao/EXP=1321303958/**http%3A//www.usatoday.com/money/industries/food/story/2011-10-24/mcdonalds-mcrib-sandwich/50888872/1), the McRib, first introduced in 1982, still packs in 500 calories and 26 grams of fat. And despite its name, one thing you won't find inside a McRib is bones. The absence of any detectable "rib" is what gives the unnutritious mush its "quirky sense of humor," says Marta Fearon, McDonald's U.S. marketing director.

Gas Man
10-31-2011, 09:46 PM
I have yet to try one.. just for that reason. Same reason why I don't like McD's "chicken" nuggets.

Francis and Jesse are the same dude...right?

Gas Man
10-31-2011, 10:00 PM
"What do you really need toes for? I don't use em. Fuck em"


:eightball6::lmao:

RedneckMedic
11-01-2011, 01:52 AM
Its delicious. I like processed rib like patties though. always have since they used to serve something similar in elementary school. I buy the sweet baby rays ones from sams club all the time. dig in but have a napkin ready they are hella sausy

Gas Man
11-01-2011, 08:09 PM
it's the sauce that makes em good... I want eat it. Nope.

Mudpuppy
11-11-2011, 12:52 PM
i slathered my nuts in mcrib sauce opening day of mcrib season and told the wife to get on her knees and get on it.. after she hit me with a rolling pin she said go take a shower you sick fuck.. i am suing mcdonalds for false advertising - everyone loves a mcrib my ass! i took it to an HNL - ho nother level.. I figured I was doing the bitch a favor since I just ran a mile in the hot sun in 3 pairs of black sweat pants - a little sauce to cut the tang of the ball sweat..

Gas Man
11-11-2011, 07:42 PM
Pics or it didn't happen. :rofl:

Mad Dog
11-12-2011, 01:02 PM
Ah The New McMat!:lmao:

Mudpuppy
11-15-2011, 02:29 PM
no pics, i could be us senator one day

just had another mcrib because it was convenient as i had to run errands at lunch.. didn't get any better but served the purpose..

Gas Man
11-15-2011, 09:00 PM
You are dieing inside mud

:poop:

seatmaker
11-15-2011, 09:01 PM
Had one yesterday and I had to ask myself afterwards, Why?????????

Gas Man
11-15-2011, 09:04 PM
Had one yesterday and I had to ask myself afterwards, Why?????????

:doh::carbomb:

Moesride
11-15-2011, 09:34 PM
Hey Mud, That is some seriously funny Chit!:lmao:

Nobody
11-16-2011, 03:20 AM
The assorted pig parts dont bother me (I eat haggis and manudo ), it's the plethora of chems and that it tastes like the food from back in Highschool. Eat McRibs and get the McRuns

Gas Man
11-16-2011, 09:11 AM
The assorted pig parts dont bother me (I eat haggis and manudo ), it's the plethora of chems and that it tastes like the food from back in Highschool. Eat McRibs and get the McRuns

:tremble::poop:

Remo
11-16-2011, 12:03 PM
I tried it last week, to be honest it wasn't too bad, very saucy though :lickout: I will probably get one again when it makes its return next year.

Mudpuppy
11-16-2011, 03:43 PM
every day is 1 day closer to death

RedneckMedic
12-09-2012, 05:51 AM
Its Back!!!!!!

Gas Man
12-09-2012, 10:14 AM
Diarrhea can be back too, still not going to get excited about. :lol:

Mudpuppy
12-11-2012, 06:08 PM
Diarrhea can be back too, still not going to get excited about. :lol:

a-fucking-men.. GMO mcrib.. it's a government conspiracy to hold us down.. ok now I am hungry so I am off to get a mcrib..