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vortech302
02-22-2011, 01:45 PM
But I got this back as a response to a Craigslist inquiry

Hi,

Thank you for your interest in buying my bike. Let me tell you a few words about the bike. It's a 2004 Yamaha R1, is in perfect condition, with no need for additional repairs, no scratches, dings, special marks whatsoever, never been involved in any accidents. It has 4,395 miles. It has a clear title ready to be signed and notarized on your name. The price ($2,900.00 US)is not negotiable. I sell the bike at this price because I cannot enjoy it due to my job (I work as a dealer on a cruise ship) and I'm a single woman and I have nobody close who can use it. All documents, including owner's manual, clear title and a bill of sale on your name will be provided along with the bike. Also about payment and shipping I will use only eBay vehicle protection program so we can both be protected. I just need your full name and address so i can open a case.(with no further obligation or fees).
Thanks

telecast
02-22-2011, 03:10 PM
Sounds on the up and up, just ike the email I got. I just won the Nigerian lottery, and I found out I can have larger, stronger erections...

Gas Man
02-22-2011, 03:29 PM
Tim has errections... check. Don't stand in front of him... check check.

Well vortech... I also have a bridge for sale to canada if you're interest and in the buying mood.

Fix
02-22-2011, 04:23 PM
Greetings! I am for having with you big bike sale! 50 watts per channel, babycakes! With great protection of checking to Western Union and keeping change! You trust me!

horrorbusiness
02-22-2011, 06:17 PM
Sounds on the up and up, just ike the email I got. I just won the Nigerian lottery, and I found out I can have larger, stronger erections...

Wow, a thread mentioning erections and no Junkyard.

vortech302
02-22-2011, 06:38 PM
http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/mcd/2228930345.html

Different bike but same wording as the first ad, maybe I can get a package deal. Ride the red one when I am mad, the blue when I'm sad

telecast
02-22-2011, 07:31 PM
http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/mcd/2228930345.html

Different bike but same wording as the first ad, maybe I can get a package deal. Ride the red one when I am mad, the blue when I'm sad

Buy 'em and you'll be riding the blue one lot.

Well, you'll be thinking about riding the blue one.

Gas Man
02-22-2011, 10:24 PM
Flagged for removal?!?

junkyardjon
02-22-2011, 10:57 PM
Wow, a thread mentioning erections and no Junkyard.

ahahahahahahahaha but you had to post in it hmmm..... interesting lol

Remo
02-23-2011, 12:57 PM
"I will use only eBay vehicle protection program so we can both be protected"

lol

telecast
02-23-2011, 01:00 PM
A condom does the same thing, but someone still gets fucked!

vortech302
02-23-2011, 01:55 PM
A condom does the same thing, but someone still gets fucked!

Yes, and it also protects you in case of late pull out so I've been told