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junkyardjon
12-26-2010, 11:57 AM
new member, is this THE dave the welder? if so don't let him stop over your house. the swat team will show up and bad things will happen :D. no joke, cops pull up and throw on there vests and grab there shot guns.... nice to see you here

Gas Man
12-26-2010, 01:31 PM
Don't blame dave for that. It's Mud's fault. I told them Dave was running Mud's ilegal mexican midget porn dvd's into the underground market. It was sad but Mud black mailed me into it. He said I would do that or he would tell everybody that I was gay, un-warrentingly so. But low and behold he told Bob that anyway, knowing it would get Bob all excited. Now look, I can't even look at Bob in the eye anymore knowing he's thinking about me that way. The story is all too complex and this is just a small sample of what Mud is capable of doing.

SportstersPaul
12-26-2010, 01:34 PM
Word has been out on Bob for a long time now, you must have been hiding in a closet? Happy New Year.

Mad Dog
12-26-2010, 02:29 PM
I told them Dave was running Mud's ilegal mexican midget porn dvd's into the underground market.

Yup.....Fake documents as well!
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r84/Valueteck/AlienLisc.jpg

Gas Man
12-27-2010, 09:43 AM
Don, not you too!!! He's got you in on it? What did he threaten you with? That you would have to eat hot dogs till you puked? Strap you to a chair and have to listen to celine dion for 48hrs straight? What?

telecast
12-27-2010, 11:10 AM
Don, not you too!!! He's got you in on it? What did he threaten you with? That you would have to eat hot dogs till you puked? Strap you to a chair and have to listen to celine dion for 48hrs straight? What?


Seriously? All he had to do was say the word 'Gay' and Don was on-board. I was there when it happened, it was pretty ugly.

Gas Man
12-28-2010, 09:06 PM
Yeah and we jacked this thread bad...

SORRY

junkyardjon
12-29-2010, 10:14 PM
LOL you can jack it all you want