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telecast
06-16-2010, 08:31 PM
I try really hard not to crap on anyone's bike. Honest, I do. Even when you sportbike riders take jabs at Harleys, I don't go at your bikes.

But I saw this today, and just couldn't help myself. :D

http://monroemi.craigslist.org/mcy/1793331989.html (http://monroemi.craigslist.org/mcy/1793331989.html)

It got me to thinking, what could you do at a bike meet for Honda Rebels?

10. Talk about what you want to do when your bike grows up.

9. Award a prize for anyone who traveled more than 22 miles.

8. Flip them over on their handlebars and oil the chains.

7. Tell war stories about how many people have mistaken your bike for a Sportster

6. Instead of a burnout pit, see who can go the furthest before the rear tire wears through while riding two-up.

5. Put playing cards on your spokes for a vroom-vroom sound.

4. Have a contest for who looks most like a bear on a bicycle

3. Remove the training wheels and see who can go the farthest without tipping over.

2. Put one on it's center stand and play 'spin the bike'.

And the number one thing to do at a bike meet for Honda Rebels:

Have a 'bike toss"!

aeryck
06-16-2010, 08:58 PM
hahah.. nice. I don't care - hell I'm one of the guys that takes regular jabs at harleys. But anyone that knows me knows I'm only fucking around.

Bob
06-16-2010, 09:09 PM
I wonder if it'll be a big turnout? I rarely see Rebel's on the road.

telecast
06-16-2010, 09:25 PM
I wonder if it'll be a big turnout? I rarely see Rebel's on the road.

I saw one the other day, but you're right, they seem rare. It really is a great learner's bike. If my wife really wanted to learn to ride, it'd be a good used Rebel. They run forever. Once she was able to handle that she could get her Nightster.

Bob
06-16-2010, 09:34 PM
I saw one the other day, but you're right, they seem rare. It really is a great learner's bike. If my wife really wanted to learn to ride, it'd be a good used Rebel. They run forever. Once she was able to handle that she could get her Nightster.

Yeah, I've sort of wanted to get one and do a bobber project on it since you can find tons of used ones for cheap. Seems people keep them a year and trade them in for a larger bike. Seems like Biker Bob's always has at least one used one.

Mad Dog
06-16-2010, 10:23 PM
Well your all wrong. Here's a quote from a very impressive website!

"Rebel riders agree, this bike makes you look good no matter how long you've been riding.":eek:

Don't believe me check it out here!

http://powersports.honda.com/2009/rebel.aspx

Gas Man
06-16-2010, 10:30 PM
Come on... they're cool little bikes... :D

I worked on one before... crazy little jap designs... reminds me why I hate working on metric cruisers... everything is so crammed in and obviously designed by engineers that don't ride or wrench.

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/Lift%20Wrenching/86%20Rebel%20250/CheckIn006.jpg

Thruxtonbill
06-16-2010, 11:20 PM
I don't like the name... REBEL. I think James Dean....ultra cool, nothing wrong with the bike, if you have a vagina. Should be ....Webel. Anyway I wonder how far you can toss one.

Mad Dog
06-17-2010, 09:17 AM
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r84/Valueteck/dwarf-tossing.jpg

Mudpuppy
06-17-2010, 11:59 AM
meet a lot of nice people on a honda

horrorbusiness
06-17-2010, 02:13 PM
Rebels are great starter bikes and ask The City of Detroit they are good for Traffic enforcment.

Gas Man
06-17-2010, 03:24 PM
meet a lot of nice people on a honda
That's not what I've read

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/Riding/TWF%20Rally%202010/TWFixRally2010025.jpg

Mudpuppy
06-17-2010, 04:30 PM
only you gasman would have a pic to {hold on your sig pic is mesmerizing}.................................{inse rt jeopardy music here}.......................

what was i saying? nevermind..

NinjaGirl
06-17-2010, 10:06 PM
Guys, aren't rebels the bikes we rode on in the MSF class?

NinjaGirl
06-17-2010, 10:16 PM
hahah.. nice. I don't care - hell I'm one of the guys that takes regular jabs at harleys. But anyone that knows me knows I'm only fucking around.


I know you, didn't know you were only fucking around??? ;)

Gas Man
06-18-2010, 08:03 AM
only you gasman would have a pic to {hold on your sig pic is mesmerizing}.................................{inse rt jeopardy music here}.......................

what was i saying? nevermind..

And I took that pic. It was highlighted in the TWFix rally thread.


Guys, aren't rebels the bikes we rode on in the MSF class?

Not I

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/Riding/July2007019.jpg

Mudpuppy
06-18-2010, 10:16 AM
you look good on the honda - are you on your way to the bath house to do naked grecian oil wrestling with sweaty old dudes where you insist on eating the cracker?

and mr. t wants to chime in - ummmmmmmm, looking mighty fine in them jeans..

Gas Man
06-18-2010, 12:50 PM
No can u believe it, I actually rode that beast from my house to some dude's house in plymouth to bang his ole lady while he was out of town. It was awesome and so was she. :D

Mudpuppy
06-18-2010, 06:32 PM
now sir you have redeemed yourself.. if you said the neighbor chick who was just as hot overhead and joined in you would be my hero - lie if you must..

wango
06-19-2010, 10:29 AM
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No can u believe it, I actually rode that beast from my house to some dude's house in plymouth to bang his ole lady while he was out of town. It was awesome and so was she. :D


Did you take his bike out for a spin while you were there? Or would that be out of line? :D:D

telecast
06-19-2010, 10:44 AM
"My wife, ok. My dog, maybe. My bike, never."

Gas Man
06-19-2010, 02:10 PM
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Did you take his bike out for a spin while you were there? Or would that be out of line? :D:D
Nah... was too busy with his wife. She's a horn ball in the bedroom.