View Full Version : Don't send the wife

06-06-2010, 01:25 PM
Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was
missing. So, he asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and
pick up a hinge.
Mary agreed to go.While she was waiting for the manager to finish
serving a customer, her eye was caught by a beautiful bathroom faucet.
When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?"
The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00.
Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that is a very expensive faucet. It's
certainly out of my price bracket."She then proceeded to describe the
hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy.
The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom
to get one.From the storeroom the manager yelled. "Ma'am, do you wanna screw for the hinge?"
Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet."

06-07-2010, 12:51 PM
saw this on email - hilarious.. i got to get me a job at home depot!