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Chris300s
05-27-2010, 03:32 PM
I figure most folks here keep a pretty good eye on CL. Not meaning to state the obvious (or repeat several other threads) this is a great time to be a buyer! Lots of bike on the market and crazy bargain prices.:)
Every once in a while I come accross one that makes me go, "Are you f'ing high?". I have some favorite searches that I monitor and one of them is "Sportster, XL, Harley, XR". Today it reveals the following:

http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/mcy/1723324594.html

It's possible that a Sporty basket could bring $5000 but not without some explaination. I.e it could be an all original survivor with 0 miles, could be an XR, could be a CR. However, this ad provides none of those important details.

* Sorry if this is someone's (from the list) ad.

telecast
05-27-2010, 04:11 PM
Blue milk crates are hard to come by.

Gas Man
05-27-2010, 09:10 PM
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/Posting/grannys_weed.jpg

Mudpuppy
05-27-2010, 10:02 PM
yeah all the parts are there ;)

and i seriously hate the "call only no email".. it annoys the f'k out of me when people can't embrace technology.. for christ sake my mom is 71 years old and i can email her and she responds.. so really if you can't email you are a waste of a human life and suck as a person.. i am not a good example, being as i am a superior being to most if not all of the population, but i handle 100s of emails a day from several accounts..

telecast
05-28-2010, 07:51 AM
yeah all the parts are there ;)

and i seriously hate the "call only no email".. it annoys the f'k out of me when people can't embrace technology.. for christ sake my mom is 71 years old and i can email her and she responds.. so really if you can't email you are a waste of a human life and suck as a person.. i am not a good example, being as i am a superior being to most if not all of the population, but i handle 100s of emails a day from several accounts..

It has nothing to do with not embracing technology, it has to do with limiting spam. Of a dozen emails I get in response to an ad, one or two may be legit. They're getting better at it too. I put something for sale on the Jackson CL, someone responded "in Milan and advertising in jxn?" I said, "Sure, it's only about 40 minutes."

It was spam.

Now, all my ads feature: "Please email your number and I'll call."

No number, no response.

Chain
05-28-2010, 07:52 AM
WOW! Some peeps....gotta wonder if they really think it will sell.... wth??!!?!

telecast
05-28-2010, 08:05 AM
This could be a fun thread. Here's another 'Are you high?'

An '04 Ultra, rebuilt in '06 with a new front end. Hmm....

$28,000.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/mcy/1742447945.html

Rider
05-28-2010, 09:45 AM
I wouldn't give that guy $5 for those crates of shit.

Mudpuppy
05-28-2010, 09:55 AM
It has nothing to do with not embracing technology, it has to do with limiting spam. Of a dozen emails I get in response to an ad, one or two may be legit. They're getting better at it too. I put something for sale on the Jackson CL, someone responded "in Milan and advertising in jxn?" I said, "Sure, it's only about 40 minutes."

It was spam.

Now, all my ads feature: "Please email your number and I'll call."

No number, no response.

yeah i guess got to take the spam with the good.. i don't get much spam due to an immense spam filter run out of germany.. all my spam comes neatly packaged every night at like midnight in 1 email.. and the stuff that gets through i unsubscribe immediately.. EMBRACE the technology. Technology is our friend.

Chris300s
05-28-2010, 04:46 PM
This could be a fun thread. Here's another 'Are you high?'

An '04 Ultra, rebuilt in '06 with a new front end. Hmm....

$28,000.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/mcy/1742447945.html

$28k for a wrecked Ultra! Let me grab my checkbook and I'll be right back!

Another albiet minor annoyance is tagging everything with "Harley, Indian, BSA, Chopper, Bobber, Triumph, Norton, Vincent...." Your piece of s**t Phazer shares nothing in common with any of those tags except 2 wheels and that's the f'ing sales category.

meinschaft
05-29-2010, 11:13 AM
One of these guys is high:

2002 with 10K mile = $14,000
http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/mcy/1764798369.html

or

2006 with 5500 miles = $8700
http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/mcy/1698307708.html

Is it the 'polished metal body'?

telecast
05-29-2010, 11:24 AM
The '06 is a 'fair' deal, although with the current used bike market who knows?

The '02 though...yeah, he's high!

Maybe he went through a couple grand in steel wool polishng the bike.

RoadZombie
05-29-2010, 11:40 AM
The polished metal body was a factory option I believe.

The guy with the 06 is basically giving the bike away. The guy with the 02...he's only a bit on the high side. $12k or best would be a bit more reasonable. If anyone was high (as in smoking da' cheeba 'high'), it's the guy with the 06. An 06 with low miles on average goes for $10-12k at least. I was just looking at V-Rods about a month ago.

telecast
05-29-2010, 12:45 PM
Kelly Blue Book on the '06 is $9500 or $10k if it fuel injected, so he's close. We know blue book is only a guide, the other half of the equation is the market, which is really bad right now for sellers.

Blue book on the '02 is little over $8k, so at $12k he's definitely high, especially in this economy.

RedneckMedic
05-29-2010, 08:01 PM
ya the 06 vrod is a good deal ive seen older sportys posted for that much on there. some people crack me up with the stuff they post.

RoadZombie
05-30-2010, 12:56 PM
Kelly Blue Book on the '06 is $9500 or $10k if it fuel injected, so he's close. We know blue book is only a guide, the other half of the equation is the market, which is really bad right now for sellers.

Blue book on the '02 is little over $8k, so at $12k he's definitely high, especially in this economy.

Hmmm...I was looking about a month ago and the general prices I saw fell more in line with what I was saying. Although come to think of it, I was only really looking for 07+ NightRod Specials too so really wasn't paying all that close of attention to anything else.

Doug
05-30-2010, 02:13 PM
Michigan sellers seem to have more lofty dreams of resale value than most folks of neighboring states. When I was recently shopping I found many better rides at much more reasonable prices by looking around North and Mid OH & IN, than any of the MI Craigslist cities.

telecast
05-30-2010, 03:03 PM
Hmmm...I was looking about a month ago and the general prices I saw fell more in line with what I was saying. Although come to think of it, I was only really looking for 07+ NightRod Specials too so really wasn't paying all that close of attention to anything else.


Better start looking hard if you're serious. Here's another one.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/mcy/1766490109.html


And look at this. This is either a scam or he's desperate. 1200 miles?

http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/mcy/1766941760.html

SportstersPaul
05-30-2010, 07:53 PM
I'm probably the only one on the forum to have noticed but....anybody else seen the coralation between tits rising and falling , and a smile turning to a frown then back again? This would be in "Gasman" signature. Probably just a nerve in common.

RoadZombie
05-30-2010, 08:00 PM
At this point, I'm just going to wait it out. I have about 3 1/2 years left till my truck is paid off. I'll probably just buy a crotch rocket at that point for a "daily driver/track toy". The NightRods are sharp, but kind of a "middle of the road" solution. Rather just keep the Softail for longer rides and whatnot and have a 2nd bike to thrash and rack up miles back and forth to work. I've been a busy boy lately running around test riding the hell out of bikes. While the NightRod is far sportier than my Softail, it's no where close to a CBR600RR, Ninja ZX6-R, R6, or a GSXR600. I'm leaning towards the Yammy or Honda. Prior to the Deuce, I've always owned Yammys, but Honda DOES have an impeccable reliability rating. We'll see. I may just say to hell with it all and buy more crap for the Deuce. 3 1/2 years is more than enough time to "sleep on it" ;-)

Chris300s
07-13-2010, 08:05 AM
http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/mcy/1839752517.html

telecast
07-13-2010, 08:08 AM
"I was getting mad offers at Harley Fest"

Because everyone was drunk?

Dirty
07-13-2010, 10:23 AM
$30,000!?!?! A guy that I work with had one of the losing keys. If he was to have won he had the choice of the bike or $5000 in cash...


edit: Well that didn't last long. Just tried showing it to my coworker and it was deleted by the author... Must have sold it!

telecast
07-20-2010, 03:41 PM
http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/mcy/1852854835.html

Gas Man
07-21-2010, 06:24 PM
What was the sticker price on that?

telecast
07-21-2010, 06:52 PM
Beats me. A bunch on CL for around $5k.

Gas Man
07-21-2010, 07:12 PM
WOW... 50% of what he's asking.

Bob
07-21-2010, 07:53 PM
This guy is probably a full blown fag on crack.
http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/mcy/1850811427.html

telecast
07-21-2010, 08:06 PM
Yeah, anybody that butchers up a bike like that is a...

wait, I gotta go find the post....

telecast
07-21-2010, 08:08 PM
Ok, I found it. Evidently he's a complete moron for removing all of the unique characteristics of a bike that is a collectors item...RETARD.

:D:p:track:

Chris300s
08-01-2010, 09:28 AM
http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/mcy/1871204524.html

Gas Man
08-01-2010, 12:46 PM
For a shovel sporty? WOW

telecast
08-30-2010, 12:58 PM
The latest installment. It seems there's no end to these people.

http://annarbor.craigslist.org/mcy/1927185190.html

Rider
08-30-2010, 02:26 PM
The latest installment. It seems there's no end to these people.

http://annarbor.craigslist.org/mcy/1927185190.html

Damn.

telecast
09-15-2010, 03:25 PM
Next!

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/mcy/1955679323.html

Rider
09-16-2010, 08:21 AM
Next!

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/mcy/1955679323.html

Dude is high and it's an ugly bike to boot.

Gas Man
09-17-2010, 09:46 AM
You guys know he wants $8K not $20k???

I know that still requires mind altering drugs but just to be clear.

Rider
09-17-2010, 01:09 PM
You guys know he wants $8K not $20k???

I know that still requires mind altering drugs but just to be clear.
Yeah and it's still a POS.

telecast
09-17-2010, 02:42 PM
It's worth less than half that.

Gas Man
09-17-2010, 08:00 PM
Agree on both points.

It is ugly as sin. I would also appreciate a more up close pic of that coffin gas tank. It looks like hell from those pics.

Gas Man
09-19-2010, 03:28 AM
I can play this game...
http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/mcy/1961623154.html

Chris300s
09-19-2010, 08:34 AM
I can play this game...
http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/mcy/1961623154.html

Not quite a billet barge but getting close.

Gas Man
09-21-2010, 06:24 AM
Off that same listing... now he has


Nearly complete customization less the transmission



WTF does that shit mean?

telecast
09-21-2010, 07:37 AM
It means he hasn't yet f#<ked with the transmission, so it still works correctly.

Gas Man
09-22-2010, 01:31 PM
You may be onto somin there!

meinschaft
09-23-2010, 06:00 AM
Hurry! Won't last at this low, low price..................

http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/mcy/1968570966.html

telecast
09-23-2010, 07:52 AM
Spent $60k on it and it was appraised at $26k? Man, talk about depreciation! Plus it's ugly as hell.

Rider
09-23-2010, 08:20 AM
Hurry! Won't last at this low, low price..................

http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/mcy/1968570966.html

Aside from the price, hat wouldn't be too bad of a bike if it didn't have that naugahyde sofa for a seat.

telecast
09-23-2010, 08:49 AM
Aside from the price, hat wouldn't be too bad of a bike if it didn't have that naugahyde sofa for a seat.

Maybe that's what bugs me about it. I don't really care for the paint job even though it looks like it was done pretty well. But the seat...and based on the number of wrinkles and creases in it....

I'll bet Seatmaker could improve it by a lot!

meinschaft
11-27-2010, 08:19 AM
I don't eat at Taco Bell. Can someone tell me if these are tougher than the regular tacos? Are they cheaper? Should I bring my own meat tenderizer? Will these make me horny?

http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/mcy/2080577694.html

dogbreath
11-27-2010, 12:00 PM
They have to say 'Bultaco' on them somewhere. The titles? The gas tanks? Somewhere, right?

telecast
01-31-2011, 10:08 AM
Not only is it priced too high to begin with, but he needs to knock off 20% for the economy and 15% for the time of year.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/mcy/2189498749.html

Gas Man
01-31-2011, 10:50 AM
And for $3k more you can have a FI and much better version with a 103 as well but a 2011 and brand new.

What a crack head!

Chris300s
03-30-2011, 04:03 PM
Really, did the mini-apes really make it a "Jesse James Chopper"? Fuck stick.
1095http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/mcy/2295702325.html (http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/mcy/2295702325.html)

telecast
03-30-2011, 04:27 PM
Hey, it has a pointed air cleaner! Now I gots to get me that.

He should've called it a "Pointed Air Cleaner Chopper".

SportstersPaul
03-30-2011, 06:05 PM
Hey, Chris-Did you get squared away on your wheels? Gonna be ready for the Track on Saturday?

Dirty
04-06-2011, 11:12 AM
85 Honda Rebel, Asking price $2,550 - "I am asking $1,550 for the motorcycle and an additional $1,000 as a premium due to the price of gasoline"

Uh...what?

http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/mcy/2308320870.html

Psychodad1961
04-06-2011, 03:40 PM
85 Honda Rebel, Asking price $2,550 - "I am asking $1,550 for the motorcycle and an additional $1,000 as a premium due to the price of gasoline"

Uh...what?

http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/mcy/2308320870.html

Now that's a real f**k stick. Sad part is, he'll probably find a fool to buy it.

Gas Man
04-06-2011, 03:48 PM
Whats it really worth? IDK

I could just be trying to be funny.

telecast
04-06-2011, 03:51 PM
What's funny is the last line:

"Please only serious inquiries and no hillbillies."

LMAO!

Dirty
04-06-2011, 09:46 PM
Whats it really worth?

Checked KBB just for the hell of it...comes up at $1140

Didn't even see the note about the hillbillies...oh, i see - "bloomfield hills" ... lol

Gas Man
04-06-2011, 09:48 PM
Well then yes he's high and prejudice. LOL

meinschaft
04-08-2011, 05:48 AM
http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/mcy/2310687399.html

Something to ride during 'that' time of the month?

Gas Man
04-09-2011, 07:38 AM
http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/mcy/2310687399.html

Something to ride during 'that' time of the month?

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/Posting/U%20or%20thread%20sucks/badpostrs2.jpg

LOL

WTF is a moe pad?

meinschaft
04-09-2011, 08:20 AM
For those times when you need more 'tread on the road'?

Gas Man
04-09-2011, 08:36 AM
You keep loosing me bud!! LOL

Dirty
04-26-2011, 04:14 PM
Just ran across this one, the link is below but I'll copy the text below because it will probably be deleted soon. Someone has way too much time on his hands...

Link: http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/mcy/2347414655.html

For Sale - $1 (Oakland Co.)

I like Craigs List and I’ve met some good people in the goods exchange processes here. I am newly educated in those processes in my search for a motorcyle though.

I winnowed down my bike requirements to a reasonable search and began. I’m surprised at the number of posters who don’t even reply. I’m even kind of surprised that ‘needs a little work’ means that you can stick your finger into the hole in the side of the motor block to check the carbon build up on the valves, (Bubba in Bad Axe).

I saw one yesterday that wasn’t even a bike anymore. It was a gothic corrosive mess that had the vague outline of a 750 Honda. Seen in the rain, all it lacked was steam to rise from the raindrops upon impact. The owner described it as ‘rougher than a night in jail’. It was.

I liked ‘I Own All of Them Otto’. But I didn’t bother telling him that storing 10 antique English bikes in various boxes, in multiple trailers, in two different towns…is probably a felony in the British Isles.

Skippy in Flint described his 750 as partially disassembled, but the tear down was done professionally-he claimed. He alluded to being too…something, to be able to complete the street bike. Homer in Houghton Lake wanted extra money to put the carbs back on, oh year, also to finish painting it. Probably his 4” paint roller needs a new cover.

Biff at the eastside flea market wants extra cash for the title, and a GL1000 in Richmond mysteriously just disappeared. I know that these disappearances happen sometimes on CL, but I thought it only happened when folks were coming’ right over’.

I found out that ‘needs TLC’ really means it was Totally Left to Corrode. I mean really, some of this metal is just scrap. If you took it apart and it won’t return itself to assembled? It was meant to be; you’re selling parts. Speaking of parts, if all of the parts attached to what used to be a motorcycle are trash, then you DO NOT have a parts bike.

Just a heads up to other purchasers: if the seller is holding their breath, waiting for your answer of buy/decline/hold, then run. For me, I can’t always ride with a passenger, me to drive and my passenger needed to hold the parts in place.

I did talk to Darrel in Leonard who shared with me just how busy he stays, and that the bike is parked at his pal Darrel’s house. Darrel was too busy to show me the bike, and pal Darrel was busy working, so on about the fifth phone call I was told that Darrel #3 would be at the house to show the bike. Over the course of five phone calls I learned more than I needed to about schedules/busy/important. But tossed into this uselessness was a growing list of ‘all that’s wrong with it is…’

I called again when 30 minutes away and said that I’s at least stop by to make an offer. Darrel was irate that I’d question his matrix of pricing considerations applied to the scrap metal he was offering. I admit I don’t remember all that was wrong with it (in addition to the original two things) because my mind drifted off in mid-phone call.

I was daydreaming about pushing an ice pick into my left temporal lobe to make the conversation end.

Now I’m getting responses to this ad:
John W wrote: Needs carbs cleaned = runs like sh1t, and probably needs more than this !

Bill C wrote: ‘I boiled the carburetor’ means boiled in chicken blood while dancing naked around the wife’s stove, to appease the motorcycle gods.

Nancy wrote: ‘Have good pickup’ isn’t a grammatical error about acceleration. It means you’ll need a truck to lug this bike around because it ain’t gonna run again.

Bruce wrote: You might want to try E-bay for ice picks…

Greg: Love the "TLC" one and "rougher than a night in jail"....got me in tears....really LOL.

Kenneth: My favorite personal find was an old early 70's cb500. Me: "how many miles are on the bike?" Seller: "one thousand" Me: "thats amazing considering the age" Seller: "yeah its in great shape" We work out a deal, he actually drops it off and we talk for a short while as he and his associate kindly push it to my garage. After he leaves, I look at the odometer - it has 10000 miles on it. Apparently he was not a numbers guy.

Then Craig: Your posting has been flagged for removal.Approximately 98% of postings removed are in violation of craigslist posting guidelines

Psychodad1961
04-27-2011, 05:00 AM
I love Biff and his "extra for the title" line. Classic. Oh god, That reminds me. I shoulda posted the one I saw a few weeks ago... For Sale, Blah Blah Blah, 1500.00 for the bike and a 1000.00 "Fuel Premium". "I want my cut of all the money you will save on gas." I shit you not.

telecast
04-27-2011, 08:08 AM
He sounds a little frustrated!

Psychodad: That ad is on page six of this thread. Here's the text in case it gets deleted from CL, you're right, we need to save it for posterity.

I am selling a 1985 Honda Rebel 250 with approximately 8,000 miles. The motorcycle has a custom paint job and is in mint condition. It drives and runs perfect. I am asking $1,550 for the motorcycle and an additional $1,000 as a premium due to the price of gasoline. The money saved driving 90mpg will more than offset the $1,000 gas premium for someone who uses it for transportation. Please only serious inquiries and no hillbillies. Thanks.

Psychodad1961
04-27-2011, 05:00 PM
Thats where I saw that!! LOLOL

telecast
05-28-2011, 07:05 AM
I don't know if this guy is high, mostly because I have no idea of the value of a Lowline Angus that comes with Kryptonite sperm. Posting the whole thing, don't want it to disappear when the link goes dead.

Fat Boy (trade for my Jubilee & Cows) - $1 (Manchester)

Date: 2011-05-26, 4:46PM EDT
Reply to: sale-mk4yq-2404517697@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads? (http://www.craigslist.org/about/help/replying_to_posts)]


Trade your Harley Fat Boy for my 2 Lowline Angus cows with calves and a 1953 Ford Jubilee tractor.

This is a very solid, tight tractor. Runs great everything works, stored inside. 6 ft blade is 1 year old.

Lowline Angus cattle have the grass based genetics for healthy beef. Both cows are young proven cows each having delivered 2 calves unassisted. One cow is ½ Blood Doc Holiday daughter and the other is a ¾ blood. Included is also 5 straws of Kryptonite semen. See www.crosscreekcattle.com (http://www.crosscreekcattle.com) for healthy beef, Doc Holiday and Kryptonite. See www.loala.com (http://www.loala.com) for why Lowline cattle

Email or call 734-428-0858. If you email and want a response from me put your name & phone number in the message so I know you are not spam.

116611671168

Gas Man
05-28-2011, 09:33 PM
WOW... I guess... that's what he wants to barter with.

Nobody
05-30-2011, 01:33 AM
I won't declare him high, but I will say that's a damn interesting barter pitch..

meinschaft
06-10-2011, 11:02 AM
Are they tougher than COW tacos? Cheaper?

Great deal, though, for $1000 you get BOUTH. Normally BOUTH is an extra charge..........

http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/mcy/2432019743.html

I wonder if he ever looked at the tank or sidecases that say: BULTACO?????????????

telecast
06-10-2011, 11:17 AM
I think he meant 'booth'. You need the booth to sell the tacos.

No bull....

meinschaft
06-10-2011, 11:23 AM
So we can expect to see these at a local street fair? Any idea of what side-dishes should be seved with the bull tacos?

Gas Man
06-10-2011, 10:49 PM
Did somebody say something about tacos? I like Mexican food!

telecast
06-11-2011, 07:25 AM
So we can expect to see these at a local street fair? Any idea of what side-dishes should be seved with the bull tacos?

Burro-ritos!

ABI
07-05-2011, 07:40 PM
I don't usaully bash on peoples adds but this guy is definitely high. He "ate up a CBR 1000" with his sporty. Ok and I kill Hayabusas with my Low Rider.

http://grandrapids.craigslist.org/mcy/2478057585.html

Thruxtonbill
09-06-2012, 09:17 PM
Only $50 http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/for/3214310523.html

Gas Man
09-07-2012, 06:07 AM
Disgusting. Not high. LOL

Mudpuppy
09-07-2012, 09:23 AM
I was going to clean my room but then I got high

RedneckMedic
11-28-2012, 03:53 PM
We saw this bike down in toledo at headliners

http://toledo.craigslist.org/mcy/3340244667.html

Kosher
11-28-2012, 04:12 PM
We saw this bike down in toledo at headliners

http://toledo.craigslist.org/mcy/3340244667.html

Man, that is one fugly fugly.

Gas Man
11-28-2012, 10:39 PM
Lots of custom there...

Thruxtonbill
12-12-2012, 03:26 PM
http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/mcy/3420400571.html

Kosher
12-12-2012, 04:38 PM
http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/mcy/3420400571.html

Barn fresh, LOL

Gas Man
12-12-2012, 06:52 PM
I bet Jon could make that sweet, but I doubt he'll get 1/3 of that.

Nobody
12-17-2012, 11:58 PM
I bet Jon could make that sweet, but I doubt he'll get 1/3 of that.

Shit I'd only pay 700$ for that, 800$ if it actually turns over and stays running

sprink
12-22-2012, 11:38 AM
http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/mcy/3450203203.html

Nice looking bike, but high!

Kosher
12-22-2012, 12:17 PM
I love this: "take over loan". This bike has been listed for months, because people (other than this idiot) realize that taking over his loan has nothing to do with the street value of the bike.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/mcy/3495207475.html

Gas Man
12-22-2012, 02:36 PM
http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/mcy/3450203203.html

Nice looking bike, but high!

that guy is high as f.


I love this: "take over loan". This bike has been listed for months, because people (other than this idiot) realize that taking over his loan has nothing to do with the street value of the bike.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/mcy/3495207475.html

Not too me turn that doing that take over loan is illegal as hell. It's called assuming and is virtually impossible to do and without permission from the lender is illegal.

sprink
01-05-2013, 04:21 PM
http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/mcy/3522568119.html

Maybe $3900, lol

Gas Man
01-05-2013, 10:03 PM
WOW that is insane

Thruxtonbill
04-04-2013, 08:15 AM
Only 6K
http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/mcy/3703444400.html

Bagger Dave
04-04-2013, 11:03 AM
Only 6K
http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/mcy/3703444400.html

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x59/davessleeve/daaaaammmnnn.jpg

I can't believe someone would even think about painting their bike like that! :lmao:

Gas Man
04-04-2013, 12:00 PM
WOW hidious!!!

Nobody
04-04-2013, 12:08 PM
I think my friend still has his cheesy 'Pimp' costume from Halloween a few years back....

Kosher
04-05-2013, 08:58 AM
http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/mcy/3671928627.html

$21K for an 09 King 103. Ok, maybe its a Stage IV 103, but still, this guy is a crack head.

Also - I'd be shocked if a stage IV 103 hit 130HP, but maybe I'm wrong.

Gas Man
04-05-2013, 05:12 PM
HOLF F people!

Gas Man
06-24-2013, 10:03 PM
Only 6K
http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/mcy/3703444400.html

I think one has joined us!

Thruxtonbill
12-21-2013, 12:04 PM
http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/mcy/4249677602.html

Moesride
12-21-2013, 12:14 PM
http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/mcy/4249677602.htmlBesides looking like an old hippie ass bike....what doesn't work on you Bill? The 2kor best?

Gas Man
12-21-2013, 12:31 PM
That looks a bunch like one of Jon's bike!!

Thruxtonbill
12-21-2013, 04:16 PM
...what doesn't work on you Bill?

Hmmm..well I guess if I had to narrow it down I'd say "I don't want your POS" or the seat...take your pick.

leebo
12-21-2013, 05:38 PM
wouldnt you say 2k was a little pricey?

Bagger Dave
12-21-2013, 06:06 PM
http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/mcy/4249677602.html
:lmao: http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x59/davessleeve/smilies/2-1-1.gif (http://s186.photobucket.com/user/davessleeve/media/smilies/2-1-1.gif.html)

Moesride
12-22-2013, 12:30 AM
Hmmm..well I guess if I had to narrow it down I'd say "I don't want your POS" or the seat...take your pick. Yep....I can see your point Bill.

Thruxtonbill
01-15-2014, 07:25 AM
http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/mcy/4288243129.html
To funny

Kosher
01-15-2014, 07:56 AM
http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/mcy/4288243129.html
To funny

A perfect repudiation of the public school system in 1 craigslist post.

Gas Man
01-15-2014, 11:14 AM
WTF is that crap?

Larry64
01-16-2014, 10:33 AM
I get a kick out of some of the prices. Look at this today. A $13,200.00 super glide, $2440 in extras and he wants $15,800.00. Bad math.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/mcy/4253555257.html

Gas Man
01-16-2014, 02:39 PM
Well the math is good... the price just isn't!

Larry64
01-16-2014, 08:49 PM
Well he's off by about $160. It must be to cover the labor. :drewpy:

Mudpuppy
02-06-2014, 02:12 PM
Looking to get into the sport bike arena and tight on cash? Here you go - Custom Crotch Rocket for $350!!!

http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/mcy/4267463707.html

RedneckMedic
02-06-2014, 03:23 PM
Looking to get into the sport bike arena and tight on cash? Here you go - Custom Crotch Rocket for $350!!!http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/mcy/4267463707.htmlIts got an extended swing arm so it must be fast right?hahaha

Bagger Dave
02-06-2014, 05:24 PM
Looking to get into the sport bike arena and tight on cash? Here you go - Custom Crotch Rocket for $350!!!

http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/mcy/4267463707.html

:lmao:

Larry64
02-07-2014, 11:32 AM
Stage 1 kit? WTF! I have a 2 cycle Lawnboy that will kick the shit out of it.

Mudpuppy
02-07-2014, 04:02 PM
What a piece of shit, lol

It helps when you view the ad to listen to this BLS song:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP0RtSlmsqQ
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP0RtSlmsqQ)

sprink
02-09-2014, 06:56 PM
http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/mcy/4322017122.html

Hello everyone . Just wanted to let everyone know that I still am selling my bike for too much. I know that I keep posting and nobody wants this pile of shit so I guess Ill keep posting until some dumb fuck buys it just so they don't have to look at my post.This is a really great bike for someone who doesnt know shit about them. If interested I will also throw in a set of saddlebags that I use to carry my brain in , although I can't find it at the present time but im sure it will show up some day. Thanks for looking at this over and over again. Look forward to jerkin off the first asshole who has $4000. If this post is not up dont worry I cant sell it anyhow.

Bagger Dave
02-09-2014, 09:54 PM
http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/mcy/4322017122.html

Hello everyone . Just wanted to let everyone know that I still am selling my bike for too much. I know that I keep posting and nobody wants this pile of shit so I guess Ill keep posting until some dumb fuck buys it just so they don't have to look at my post.This is a really great bike for someone who doesnt know shit about them. If interested I will also throw in a set of saddlebags that I use to carry my brain in , although I can't find it at the present time but im sure it will show up some day. Thanks for looking at this over and over again. Look forward to jerkin off the first asshole who has $4000. If this post is not up dont worry I cant sell it anyhow.
:lmao:

Gas Man
02-10-2014, 10:00 AM
Really? :lol:

horrorbusiness
04-10-2014, 09:07 AM
http://southbend.craigslist.org/mcy/4405497823.html

Gas Man
04-10-2014, 10:25 AM
Hideous and the guy can't spell either. Wow.

StevieRides
04-12-2014, 10:50 AM
http://southbend.craigslist.org/mcy/4405497823.html


The fuck? Did he seriously spray paint the tires, the brake rotors, the brake pads, the dented to hell gas tank... everything?

That's a terrible terrible accident just waiting to happen. Seriously that bike is a safety hazard on wheels.

Thruxtonbill
04-12-2014, 12:51 PM
That can't be real.

horrorbusiness
04-12-2014, 07:11 PM
I'm going to assume it's stolen , looking for a quick stupid sale.

junkyardjon
04-13-2014, 12:53 AM
http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/mpo/4342252210.html
look at pic #4.....

StevieRides
04-13-2014, 02:36 AM
Oh don't worry, it's professionally repaired!

Chain
04-13-2014, 02:15 PM
http://akroncanton.craigslist.org/mpo/4342252210.html
look at pic #4.....


Looks like JB weld knock off... lol.

junkyardjon
04-14-2014, 12:30 AM
http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/bar/4421518809.html

StevieRides
04-14-2014, 05:25 AM
Junky, man, that's one odd looking bike I tell you what.

Tin Man
04-14-2014, 08:11 AM
Good ole Craigslist, Goes to show what Free Listings bring out !!

junkyardjon
04-14-2014, 10:30 AM
You could ride it.....

Gas Man
04-15-2014, 08:35 AM
You could ride it.....

:lol: I was thinking the same thing.

meinschaft
04-26-2014, 09:23 AM
This is way too good not to post here. This guy is off-the-chain-insane. I want to hire him to write speeches for me. And Mud or 'taz should buy his bike and earn some mad respect.

And by the way, the Dodge used to be owned by John Voight.

http://nashville.craigslist.org/mcy/4410595160.html (http://nashville.craigslist.org/mcy/4410595160.html)

junkyardjon
04-26-2014, 09:30 AM
love the 600, no clue who john voight is

beeman07
04-26-2014, 09:39 AM
love the 600, no clue who john voight is

Academy Award winning actor and Angelina Jolie's dad.

The car having been owned by John Voight is a joke from a Seinfeld episode.

That's a hilarious Craiglist ad.

Kosher
04-26-2014, 04:45 PM
Academy Award winning actor and Angelina Jolie's dad.

The car having been owned by John Voight is a joke from a Seinfeld episode.

That's a hilarious Craiglist ad.

His big breakout movie was Midnight Cowboy in 1969

horrorbusiness
05-09-2014, 08:10 AM
Incase you are feeling like committing a crime.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/mpo/4455258534.html

Gas Man
05-09-2014, 12:29 PM
Can't believe he stated it that way! WOW

meinschaft
05-29-2014, 07:22 AM
I'm pretty sure someone here needs to buy this.

http://detroit.craigslist.org/wyn/mcy/4487192467.html

bombdog
05-29-2014, 07:51 AM
Nice and they were fashion conscious.

RedneckMedic
05-29-2014, 07:55 PM
I saw a 2001 fat boy on there attempting to be sold for 15k lol

Gas Man
05-29-2014, 08:31 PM
I love the tractor couch!!!

Moesride
05-30-2014, 09:57 AM
That tractors not have bad! If you had a little property to tool around on, couple people, few beers...... for $350 why not.

Gas Man
05-30-2014, 11:48 AM
As long as it ran right.

Moesride
03-21-2015, 10:30 PM
http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/mcy/4942781353.html A little different!

RedneckMedic
03-22-2015, 12:39 AM
The accessory book just vomited on that bike.

Kosher
03-22-2015, 05:39 AM
It has a deer whistle, which immediately makes it much more attractive to Gas Man...

Gas Man
03-22-2015, 10:39 AM
Oh yeah... I'm game. Who wants to go on a road trip to pick it up?

ChefC14
03-22-2015, 12:16 PM
http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/mcy/4942781353.html A little different!
everytime you blow the horn it stalls. That bike reminds me of the episode of South Park where they make fun of the Harley guys.

beeman07
03-22-2015, 02:19 PM
http://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/mcy/4942781353.html A little different!

I'm not a fan of big-twins, but I'd love the hell out this bike. It's just far enough over-the-top.

Moesride
03-22-2015, 07:13 PM
everytime you blow the horn it stalls. That bike reminds me of the episode of South Park where they make fun of the Harley guys.:lol:.....that episode had me laughing pretty good. Not knocking this guys bike, over the top no doubt, but I can see how an old time biker with a good sense of humor can end up with this. Kinda cool for a parade setting with an old timer at the helm full of BS stories to tell..... that's my take on this bike.

Firetaz419
03-22-2015, 09:34 PM
all its missing is a passenger eject button... shit.. wait... nevermind...