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meinschaft
04-15-2010, 09:08 AM
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NinjaGirl
04-15-2010, 09:25 AM
Yep, this is the truth!!!

RoadZombie
04-15-2010, 09:57 AM
LoL I like the last one the best. Although, the bed in the man's diagram is only occupied by myself because I normally run into the women on the "accelerated time plan". One minute she's saying "Hi!"...the next, "When are we getting engaged?"...followed by me running for the door. Haha! All you "non-single" people consider yourselves lucky...it's a friggen nuthouse out there!

Gas Man
04-15-2010, 10:48 AM
Sometimes I'm glad I'm married. Looking at that and thinking about all the BS games is definately one of them. Oh and I guess I should say, the wife ain't bad either.... :D

Mudpuppy
04-15-2010, 11:20 AM
yeah i feel real lucky alright.. every fuggin day.. NOT!

Got to love woman logic or lack thereof:

One minute going to spend a bunch of money on some extreme diet to lose weight from last kid because working out isn't working although won't try P90x or listen to any of my advice and thinks working out 10 minutes 5 times is going to show some results then the next minute is talking about having another kid.. But we don't have any money for bike parts or a new bike..

Rider
04-15-2010, 12:59 PM
Yep beer is your only true friend.

RoadZombie
04-15-2010, 05:18 PM
yeah i feel real lucky alright.. every fuggin day.. NOT!

Got to love woman logic or lack thereof:

One minute going to spend a bunch of money on some extreme diet to lose weight from last kid because working out isn't working although won't try P90x or listen to any of my advice and thinks working out 10 minutes 5 times is going to show some results then the next minute is talking about having another kid.. But we don't have any money for bike parts or a new bike..

At least you already know what you're in for. LoL I wind up with "normal for the first couple dates" then it promptly changes to "friggen loony toons". And the new thing now is what I call "weirdo flashback"...which is someone that went the whole loony toon route...we went our separate ways for awhile and then out of nowhere she sends you a message about being in her dreams last night. LoL Spring fever.

Although, some interactions are pretty funny...last night NinjaGirl and I went up to O'Toole's and on the way there stopped at a light where a chick was totally eyeball f-ing me and goes "Nice bike!"...then Ninja rolls up next to me and she goes "...both of them." and promptly makes her right turn. Wait a min...I was cock blocked! LMAO Good times!

Mudpuppy
04-15-2010, 05:19 PM
lol - c-blocked like a mfr..

RoadZombie
04-15-2010, 06:10 PM
No big deal...the hilarity of the situation more than made up for it. LoL At this point I'd rather find something where both parties can just put up with each others' shit than chasing skirts anyways. Those damn STD tests are costly!

NinjaGirl
04-15-2010, 08:35 PM
Hahahahaha!!!! Riding around with a chick on a bike you may find you're gonna get c-blocked!!! :D Just sayin'.

Mad Dog
04-15-2010, 08:39 PM
I have a few good reasons for drinking.

And one has just entered my head.

If a man can't drink when he's living.

How the hell can he drink when he's dead!

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Chris300s
04-15-2010, 09:00 PM
What goes through your minds when someone says, 'let's go for a drink.?'

Either "I love you", or "you're gonna be my best friend Lenny"

Chris

RoadZombie
04-15-2010, 09:45 PM
Hahahahaha!!!! Riding around with a chick on a bike you may find you're gonna get c-blocked!!! :D Just sayin'.

I'm fine with it. If that's what people want to think...let 'em. I definitely consider more of a compliment than an insult ;)

It happens quite a bit with my best friend who happens to be female as well. We'll get together for lunch on occation and more than once the waitress was like "You two are such a cute couple!". Or we'll be hanging out at the bar and someone will ask, "How long have you guys been together?" or refer to her as "your girlfriend". There was a point after one very drunken night...well, I was anyways...(I tend to be honest to a fault, but drunken honesty never turns out to be a good thing LoL) where it was definitely uncomfortable, but now we both just laugh.