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telecast
02-27-2010, 08:46 AM
There's a spider in my basement that should be paying rent! Biggest house spider I've ever seen. Mostly body, legs are on the short side, other than that looks like a common house spider. I gotta find that nasty fucker and kill it.

Either that or buy it a condo....

Gas Man
02-27-2010, 09:24 AM
Give it to the bastard!!

http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/cjclark69/Posting/index.gif

RoadZombie
02-27-2010, 11:53 AM
LoL I dunno about breaking out the firepower on a house spider...at least in my house. I'm not exactly packing a 9mm...we're talking softball sized holes in the wall at least!

Speaking of houses...wonder what is going on next door. There's a moving truck...maybe I'll be getting a house full of lusty, busty nymphomaniac co-eds moving in in a few months. *crosses fingers*

zamochit
02-27-2010, 11:54 AM
When I was living in Florida I walked out to see a big ass spider sitting on the floor of my garage, it was the size of a hand.

junkyardjon
02-27-2010, 11:55 AM
spider, it's whats for dinner LOL

telecast
02-27-2010, 01:46 PM
When I was living in Florida I walked out to see a big ass spider sitting on the floor of my garage, it was the size of a hand.

We used to have a place in Pompano when I was a kid. I kind of expect to see them down there. In Texas we used to shoot at Tarantulas on the rocks out on my BIL's mom's ranch.

But around here, it was an unexpected surprise.

telecast
02-27-2010, 01:47 PM
LoL I dunno about breaking out the firepower on a house spider...at least in my house. I'm not exactly packing a 9mm...we're talking softball sized holes in the wall at least!

Speaking of houses...wonder what is going on next door. There's a moving truck...maybe I'll be getting a house full of lusty, busty nymphomaniac co-eds moving in in a few months. *crosses fingers*

More than likely a group of rednecks. You'll end up with broken down cars and washers on the front yard, and they'll be arguing drunk in the front yard at 3:00 am.

Naked.

RoadZombie
02-27-2010, 04:28 PM
If that's the case, I'll be in good company...except the 3AM and naked part. Not too big on the broken down cars and washers either. Ah well...worst case, I start up both bikes every morning at 5am. That and/or warning shots. Between the 12ga., the .300 WinMag, or the .50AE I'm sure I can get 'em to quiet down.

Lumpy
02-27-2010, 07:22 PM
My brother is freaked out by spiders. I was in the basement one afternoon while he was here and spotted a big nasty ol black spider. I grabbed a rifle cleaning rod with a pointed jag on it and literally speared the spider. When I swung around to show my brother, the damn things legs were still moving. Funniest thing I had seen in a long time.....my 6'2" brother almost turned white as a sheet and scrambled back upstairs. When I got upstairs he told me "Dude, I'd move".

Mudpuppy
02-27-2010, 09:53 PM
might be a recluse..

telecast
02-27-2010, 10:06 PM
Nah, recluse are scrawny little things with long spindly legs.

http://ic2.pbase.com/u12/sasc/upload/42463507.BrnRecluse.jpg

Mudpuppy
02-27-2010, 10:07 PM
just trying to stay positive for ya.. lol

Mad Dog
02-27-2010, 10:13 PM
Nah, recluse are scrawny little things with long spindly legs.

http://ic2.pbase.com/u12/sasc/upload/42463507.BrnRecluse.jpg
How about a 10 gauge Browning?
http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r84/Valueteck/10gaBrowning-1.jpg