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telecast
02-02-2010, 09:06 AM
If they'd have pulled him out of his hole around here here wouldn't have seen shit.

vortech302
02-02-2010, 12:30 PM
6 more weeks of snowboard season

Mudpuppy
02-02-2010, 01:00 PM
the only thing the groundhog saw today was a .22 hollow tip as I put one between the eyes:

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/411441/2/_22_Caliber_Hollow_Point_Bullets.jpg

Fiesty little bastard he was trying to shoot back:

http://www1.theworldlink.com/weird_news/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/groundhog1.bmp

In the end the groundhog stew was delish and I hear by eating the stew winter may or may not last 6 more weeks or it might be cold or warm up. It all depends on the barometric pressure, the amount of times the groundhog's keeper jerks off into a sock thinking about his long lost friend he used to rail from behind because he is a sick and twisted motherfucker and other precise scientific data like that..

http://blogs.pitch.com/fatcity/groundhog%20in%20stew.jpg

RoadZombie
02-02-2010, 07:37 PM
I heard that he popped up from his hole only to be flattened by a runaway Toyota.

Gas Man
02-02-2010, 08:32 PM
Fuck that rat!

RedneckMedic
02-02-2010, 10:20 PM
well my plan is march 1st either way lol. even if its just telecasts iron butt route

telecast
02-02-2010, 11:51 PM
well my plan is march 1st either way lol. even if its just telecasts iron butt route

"Even if it's just?"

WTF is that supposed to mean?

Hey, that's a HARD RIDE. You young guys ain't got the 'nads to make that ride without having to stop and stretch your legs. I'd like to see you make it in 10 hours.

Iron Butt:
http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=E+Lewis+Ave&daddr=E+Lewis+Ave+to:Lee+St+to:E+Miller+Ave+to:Mar vin+St+to:42.094329,-83.679417&hl=en&geocode=FRhPggIdxycD-w%3BFSxPggIdLCsD-w%3BFTBLggIdSisD-w%3BFRJLggIdpiQD-w%3BFdpOggIdgCQD-w%3B&mra=mi&mrcr=4&mrsp=5&sz=17&sll=42.094529,-83.679192&sspn=0.004514,0.0103&ie=UTF8&ll=42.093844,-83.678817&spn=0.004052,0.007221&z=17

Mudpuppy
02-03-2010, 11:41 AM
well my plan is march 1st either way lol. even if its just telecasts iron butt route

that is my plan as well - did it last year and officially said riding season in michigan is march 1 to november 1 - of course +/- for error usually not - but there was a plus in 2009 up until november 14 for me anyways.. but barring a blizzard, torrential downpour or any other crazy weather i will be putting rubber to the road on march 1 again this year and looking for a 60 degree day in early march, like last year (march 6), to take the day off and ride..

Mudpuppy
02-03-2010, 11:41 AM
I heard that he popped up from his hole only to be flattened by a runaway Toyota.

:D

Too funny.. DAMN YOU TOYOTA! He was about to see his shadow..

RoadZombie
02-03-2010, 05:18 PM
I'll probably pull an "Iron Butt" of my own in a week or so. Picking up the Ninja this weekend. Once I get it running, it'll surely make a maiden journey around my neighborhood. Might just have to show-up Telecast and do 0.4 miles. LoL

telecast
02-03-2010, 05:36 PM
Hey, none of that now. I'm fully prepared to do 0.45 miles if need be!