View Full Version : Little Timmy

01-31-2010, 09:30 PM
There once was this little boy named Timmy. Timmy had a mouth on him like a truck driver and his teacher knew it. One day at school, the teacher was going through the alphabet with the class having each student give a word that started with each letter.

The teacher, Ms. Smith, asked the class for a word beginning with "A". Timmy quickly raised his hand. The teacher knew if she called on Timmy, he'd respond with "asshole"...or something equally vulgar.

She quickly called on Sally who said, "apple".

"Very good Sally!" said the teacher.

This situation kept repeating until all the students, except Timmy and Johnny had given a word. Knowing that she was on the letter "R" and that if she let Timmy go last, he would have the letter "S" and surely use the word "shit" to answer. She thought to herself that there are no bad words that start with "R", so with a slight cringe she calls on Timmy.

Timmy responds with, "Rat."

The teacher, surprised that he actually answered with something correct and not dirty exclaims,"Rat? That is absolutely right, Timmy. Good job!"

Little Timmy, not used to being praised excidely blurts out, "Yep Ms. Smith. Rat. A big fat ass motherfucker, too!"


02-02-2010, 03:05 PM
Oldie but good, but the one version I heard the punchline was "Rats. Big fucking rats with dicks this big."